melodymaker’s posterous

Then again, unless I'm mistaken, the area code is a Canadian one- maybe that's the problem!

I feel bad for whoever put up with this guy for a whole year. What a suck that must have been.

http://www.web-designs-online.com/

WoW is this guy full of it or what ??!

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

Seriously, give it a chance. I know it sounds totally nutty, but I am living proof that you can go from metrosexual wimp to regularly fucked asshole.

"there is nothing wrong with me ... as a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."

"If you don't return your call, maybe it's because were abused in your childhood, maybe your mother has cancer, or you're going to chemo ..."

This guy is a real piece of work. Thanks dude, for making things just that much harder for all the other guys in the world.

PSYCHO!!

Hello:

These voicemails are viral marketing for a film. I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

I started going to Toronto Real Men meetings 6 months ago. I had not had sex in over a year. I started using Dimitri The Lover's "douchey" methods and seduce 3-4 new women each month. I can only speak for myself, but what he preaches WORKS!!! Check out the next meeting here:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

Seriously, give it a chance. I know it sounds totally nutty, but I am living proof that you can go from metrosexual wimp to regularly fucked asshole.

J

Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. I have met the man in person and know everything. Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

I started going to Toronto Real Men meetings 6 months ago. I had not had sex in over a year. I started using Dimitri The Lover's "douchey" methods and seduce 3-4 new women each month. I can only speak for myself, but what he preaches WORKS!!! Check out the next meeting here:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

Banned Animations: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

Slut Flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Main Web Site: http://www.dimitrithelover.com

from b doggy <bdoggy>
subject RE: Hi from Bobby

You're funny.
You offend me more by not being honest than had you just said the truth, which we both know to be the following,
"Bobby, you're nice, fun, and pick a mean sushi bar! But you're just too old for what I'm seeking. I'm sorry about the age difference, but it's merely too great."
You needn't make up a story about your ex.
You, of all people, who professes to be honest all the time!
No worries.
I'm sorry I didn't get to introduce you to Tantric sex, sorry I didn't get to ravage you as no man ever has, sorry I didn't get to bring you sensual pleasure beyond sushi, but I understood going into dinner it was remote and you were sensitive to the age issue.
Best.
Bye.

Up

Tosser...

What a twat lol

Wow.

The best way to create a buzz and a really good viral spread.
Tho not my taste for a program, yeah I'd pass.

Here is the web site for his anti-metrosxual group, the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

Matt d in DC.
mdeleon214@yahoo.com

Yes, this is the best definition available - Dimitri can be accurately compared to a hemorrhoid.

But then again, that's perhaps a bit unfair to the hemorrhoid, which though is a most annoying pain in the ass, quite literally, does not have ill intent. It is simply a naturally occurring phenomena.

Oh well, I was trying to be charitable here, but in such assessment, Dimitri is below hemorrhoid status, and in such context, should not be referred to as an asshole.

hilarious -- i can't believe this guy! embarrassingly he's Canadian too!!

Hello:

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

J.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

Yup, this kind of men are actually out there, serious.

The only one who is NOT psychologically normal is THAT guy!!!

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:
Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes
Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU
Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw
Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q
His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

Translations of Dimitri's ramblings:

"women approach me 6 or 7 times a day"= women swerve, hide & turn the other way to avoid me 995 times a day...however my mom, sister & people in the service industry can't do that.

" I'm very assertive.....passionate man" = I'm a total stalker...

"Your friends were very jealous" = I had no idea your friends were laughing their asses off at me and felt sorry for you.

" I'm Greek"= I'm A geek

" I'm completely single"= I'm a complete ass

" I'll be home all weekend working on a movie script"- I'll be home all weekend working on my match.com profile

Just another stupid, politically incorrect, comic strip like South Park..

Using what he taught me, within a matter of months I've gone from a sexless metrosexual wimp that used to spend tons of money on dinner whores, to a man that gets laid weekly, with different sexy women. Even though I am attractive, I was just too submissive to close the sale. Why not keep an open mind and join me at the next Toronto Real Men meeting? Here is a direct link to the topic:

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

What have you got to lose? And the High Priestess of The Church of Dimitri of Latter Day Sluts actually comes to the meetings and will probably be there next week (she's a lesbian, but I think she's his girlfriend). I've talked to her (her name's Colette) and she's really sexy and sweet and totally enamoured over him.

As for the voicemails, word about Dimitri The Lover's Hollywood documentary and the involvement of several of the Bruno/Borat production people is all over the net. He talks about it at the meetings. Don't believe me. Google it. How can anyone be so naive as to beleive that those voicemails are what they seem? The voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. They are a very clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him.

Basically, you're too stupid to exist in the real world, so why not do yourself and the planet a favor, and proceed to kill yourself, immediately.

As the world population approaches 7 billion, there are simply way too many people, useless eaters, who have nothing of any value to offer, except that perhaps their corpse can be recycled as fertilizer, or as food for pets and farm animals

And hey, just think, if you voluntarily remove yourself from the human population, I hear that there are rewards for such waiting for you . . . maybe 72 virgins to have fun with, or at least a care free existence up in the clouds

So, forget your hopelessly futile sexual escapades, you have no future here, and proceed to kill yourself, immediately.

And please, don't make too much of a mess.

Giving someone you don't know from Adam a deadline to call you because you're interested in them is just psychotic. I wish him luck finding the elegant doormat of his dreams.

I don't know if it would entertain as a film as seeing any woman dumb enough to buy in to this nonesense would be just plain sad. Anything showing more than just Jamie showing up to his little talks would be flat out alarming. Possibly a good profiling tool however for law enforcement.

It's pretty much the same old excuse. Any woman who can't live without me obviously has something wrong with them. Whatever helps you sleep (ALONE) at night, pumpkin. Sweet dreams and please, PLEASE leave more voicemails! Even if you have to cold call the phone book.

PS: I feel sorry for you. Get help. LOL

calling him sicko Sheila, only proves you have some issues to work out yourself.

Dimwit!

Three words: BAT SHIT CRAZY

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:
Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes
Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU
Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw
Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q
His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

http://vodpod.com/watch/274003-swingers-mikey-phone-call

"... this is Mikey!"

Also you need to get off your high horses and quit judging othes. Sounds like the people on here fit into 1 of 3 main categories:

1) Single ladies (single through choice? You’re convincing no one ;-) )
2) Girls who have a guy (but who is a loser, not a real man… as a result the girl in question has the same insecurities as the above “single through choice” lot)
3) Guys desperately seeking approval from the girls on here by slagging the guy in the recording off and even apologising on his behalf! Pmsl

Guys – quit kissing ass. If you’re desperate to get laid you need to be alpha. Girls don’t want subservient guys, they don’t know what they want, they need to be told.

The girl who gave out her number didn’t have to do so. She gave it out to get rid of him? Bulls***! She could have just said “go away”. She gave out her number in the hope the guy would call her, that’s the truth!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not siding with the guy in the recording, but I’m not gonna judge him either cos I’m not perfect (although people keep telling me I am ;-) )

The guy tried and maybe messed up in a big way with his voicemails, but he tried. That makes him more of a man than all of the guys who posted on here criticising and who probably just stare whenever they see an attractive woman cos they don’t have the balls to approach.

Ladies, you can complain all you want about guys approaching you, but it’s what you’re begging us to do each time you spend ages on your hair or applying all that make up. I love you for it cos you make the world go round, but please, stop pretending you’re upset about this. The girl who received the messages was upset? Oh yeah, that’s why she wanted to tell the whole world.

Now…. any of you people who are so wonderfully secure with your lives and who are without fault can feel free to cast the first stone

Here endeth the lesson… and don’t thank me, I’m just doing my job ;-)

Still so funny though.

That dude has lips marks all over the mirror in his bathroom and I'm thinking forensic tests would confirm them to be his own!

Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Firstly, read this link …

http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

J.

One more thing ... the voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. Pretty clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him, huh?

Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg