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    The reason some girls stay single - very funny!

    This guy is a "class" act! 

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    The story is this:  a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ).  This guy approaches her and won't leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in  and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. 
    The attached  is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down  in the history books - especially the second voice mail. 
    After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn't call him back     - instead  she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air. 
    Ladies: He is out there... :) 

    Dimitri - Thestud by Coluch
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    Dimitri-TheStud.mp3 (2.05 MB)

    • 17 August 2009
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    over 2 years ago garymeyerza (Twitter) responded:
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    now there's smooth talker for you.
    over 2 years ago Bongi1 (Twitter) responded:
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    what a total moron. girls, remember that voice, just in case.
    over 2 years ago Jayx responded:
    Jayx
    ROFLMFAO ... this guy is a class act
    over 2 years ago Brent De Luca responded:
    Brent De Luca
    Sounds like he is king of CHOPS!!!
    over 2 years ago candiceh responded:
    candiceh
    What a total tonsil! God help all you single gals!
    over 2 years ago RamonTranslator (Twitter) responded:
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    O .... M _______G – it just descends in to complete chaos. Did he learn to date from Dan Kennedy?
    over 2 years ago RamonTranslator (Twitter) responded:
    Paris_normal
    @melodymaker Maybe he spent $5K on 'Dan Kennedy Ultimate Date Attraction Master Seminar' & was just following the steps?http://post.ly/2KY0
    over 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
    Who knows what he was thinking, it just makes me more cynical than ever about being single *sigh* ;)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I have met quite of few of these freaks exactly like him........he cannot understand why women don't think he is a catch.....highly insecure and the use of dime store psychology not impressive at all, poor loser he just might be the result of inbreeding....thats my professional opinion (psych major) ............as a normal chick............he should stand infront of a mirror bask in his own glory and whack off to the image of himself!
    over 2 years ago Leanne Rhodes responded:
    Leanne Rhodes
    Oh my word. Do people like that exist. In his case he should REALLY let the thoughts stay in his head. Classic! Thanks!
    over 2 years ago LaraAlexandra (Twitter) responded:
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    Oh my lord, this is classic....just classic. This is great!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ok... now it's people like these that scare me... is this a joke?
    over 2 years ago Don Halley responded:
    Don Halley
    Oh no - not a joke. These guys (and women) exist and can make the world a scary place for the rest of us. One might be tempted to put it down to over-compensation for feelings of inadequacy, but that's being too generous. These folks really believe that they are superior and that any criticism is really an expression of jealousy.
    over 2 years ago ryanhickman (Twitter) responded:
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    Co-workers already found him: http://www.myspace.com/greekdimitri214
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ohhhh, how scarey!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HOLY TOOL!!!! What a D-WEEB. Man I really feel sorry for these idiots. I can't believe there are people like this. Baaahahahahahahahaha!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ah-ha-HA! Dimitri the Lover strikes again! People, this fellow is NOTORIOUS- I've been approached by him, as has almost every woman in the city. "Elegant" is his favourite word. There is not enough room on the entire internet to describe how deluded this douchebag is.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    A regular ASS CLOWN..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    way to go man!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wooww....this easily takes the cake in most horrible way to try and get a girl...
    over 2 years ago riverton liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy sounds like a murderer.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i like how he stresses there is "nothing" wrong with him! haha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    O...M......GOOOOOODNESS!!!! I have the EMBARRASSED chills right now while listening to this! hahhahahaha!!! WOW..... I love these ones. It actually reminds me of someone I know... hmmmmmm
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a complete tool!!!
    over 2 years ago Dan Mitchell liked this post.
    over 2 years ago Dan Mitchell responded:
    Dan Mitchell
    The sad thing is those guys are out there with their autographed copies of 'The Game'- the book about the Pickup artist lifestyle.

    Then again, unless I'm mistaken, the area code is a Canadian one- maybe that's the problem!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    you have got to be kidding me!
    over 2 years ago translationuk responded:
    translationuk
    LMAO at the 'dating Dan Kennedy style' comment!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    call me if your mother has cancer or something tragic, otherwise don't! balls in your court
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I laughed so hard, I cried. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I believe the best response is "Re to malakas."

    I feel bad for whoever put up with this guy for a whole year. What a suck that must have been.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a delusional nut case!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG...very funny!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my... I cannot think of the works to describe how suprised I am that this guy has lived so long in this world.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha, what an idiot!! "im a catch!!"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ooooh, my sides HURT!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Class act
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Jeg lo så tårene trillet! For en fyr!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow... glad I'm not single.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ladies you have to listen to this. Made me laugh so hard today!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW...that's all I can say
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW...that's all I can say
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an A**! OMFG! I didn't know guys like this existed. I am so glad that I've never met anyone like that. Way to post it!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's single! Any takers?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Reminds me of somebody I know... ran away from that person:-) :-)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hahaha, nothing wows the ladies like a Dr. Phil uncredited pscyho-analysis on a voicemail.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "Matter of fact I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing WRONG with him." Lmao. WOW....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is really scary. I hope I never meet a guy like that, and if I do, I hope I have my wits about me enough to RUN.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    Hello:

    I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

    Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    J.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Snakk om kaninkokeri!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    Oh, and those "douchey voicemails" are viral marketing for the film.
    over 2 years ago iTranslate4U (Twitter) responded:
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    THIS VOICEMAIL IS FAKE, it is just viral marketing for a comic strip due to be released - good work but you admitted to it too early so I won't be sharing this with my friends now
    over 2 years ago iTranslate4U (Twitter) responded:
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    jamie, i'd remove your last comments, this could go a lot more viral, it's on of the best I've seen 4 while
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG thats so funny and at the same time extremely creepy! this kind of guy is the exact reason I no longer give out my number when I'm out LOL!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Seriously, there are guys like this out there. I've met them. He's a catch all right, catch and release -quickly!
    over 2 years ago hot_IT_Geek (Twitter) responded:
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    THAT is hilarious!!! I have heard some stuff before, but nothing like that!
    over 2 years ago elinsybr (Twitter) responded:
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    ROFLMAO!!!! AND: I am scared to death :) If this is indeed "serious" - and not a terrible prank - I have just eperienced the biggest turnoff ever!
    over 2 years ago Brandon Chaffinch responded:
    Brandon Chaffinch
    This is sooooo hilarious. im not sure how anyone can be so comical and not even realize how much of a putz they are!

    http://www.web-designs-online.com/

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Confident guy's get all the girls
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    lol @ catch and release -quickly! good one

    WoW is this guy full of it or what ??!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL......he's suggesting she's the one with the psychological issues? Really?
    over 2 years ago mati0242 (Twitter) responded:
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    What an asshole.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This Moron does not represent the behavior and ideologies of most men, he is a conceded, self centered, and psychotic man, on behalf of all really normal men, my sincere apologies, ladies! I am ashamed :(
    over 2 years ago Jfavreau (Twitter) responded:
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    This is how it is going to work? Give me a break!What a dusche!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    *conceited
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    A douche? really? you're too kind!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HEY, LADIES MAN!!! GOOD ONE!!! :D HAHAHAHAHAHA
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HOPE TO MEET U SOME DAY SO I CAN LOL TO YOUR FACE
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL. that was super funny!!!!! someone has been lying to this guy and telling him how great he is. Its funny, cos its sad...and pathetic!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    But this is your opportunity! Time is running out!! Ohh, if only he were local...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    One word- Mentalist!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he needs a slap
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Spooky!
    over 2 years ago davidcollantes (Twitter) responded:
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    Funny, but fake. I hope everyone taking it seriously will realize this.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an utterly arrogant, condescending jackass! And I wouldn't care if he was freaking Adonis and loaded to the gills! I would not give this jerk the time of day if I were her.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
    Real or fake, its still a good laugh 'cause there sure are guys like this out there, I have met one!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    Agreed. Actually, this flyer he hands out to women ... http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse ... deserves its own thread. Dimitri actually pulled it out during a meeting and started bragging about how successful it had been, He showed us emails on his laptop from women literally begging to be given a "second chance" after passing up the opportunity the first time around. It just goes to show how being an aggressive, dominant man is the best way to seduce any woman.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHAT A DOUCHE!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Catch of the Year!!! Hahaha :)
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    I started going to Toronto Real Men meetings 6 months ago. I had not had sex in over a year. I started using Dimitri The Lover's "douchey" methods and seduce 3-4 new women each month. I can only speak for myself, but what he preaches WORKS!!! Check out the next meeting here:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

    Seriously, give it a chance. I know it sounds totally nutty, but I am living proof that you can go from metrosexual wimp to regularly fucked asshole.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a loooooooser
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Long story short: what a pain in the ass!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What? What wrong with him? He sounds 1ooo times better than any of my ex's......I would totally go for him, except for my whole psychological issues thing....TOTALLY KIDDING! This guy is well, single for a reason.
    over 2 years ago Todd Wilson responded:
    Todd Wilson
    Niiiiice!!!!
    over 2 years ago Garry Tan liked this post.
    over 2 years ago goodvaluechick responded:
    goodvaluechick
    "believe it or not, I'm a complete catch"

    "there is nothing wrong with me ... as a matter of fact, I'm one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him."

    "If you don't return your call, maybe it's because were abused in your childhood, maybe your mother has cancer, or you're going to chemo ..."

    over 2 years ago Jason Bagley liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    poly malakas??
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    poly malakas!!!
    over 2 years ago Taragh liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The Man is a complete Psycho, more of a well read speech written by him
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think i love him, he obviously knows how to threat...oh sorry I mean treat a lady!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He pretty much set himself up to fail as soon as he said Detailed description.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg what an asshole! hahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hhahahah "there's nothing wrong with me"............Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.....

    PSYCHO!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahah óguð
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Gingena 101 I really love it.
    over 2 years ago Brandon Chaffinch responded:
    Brandon Chaffinch
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    over 2 years ago lessthan3pi (Twitter) responded:
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    lol should of went on a date with him, and than tell him after that your a man. But this is just hahahaha!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh wow "passive agressave look it up" lol! loser look out ladies hes greek!!
    over 2 years ago Lilazncutie101 (Twitter) responded:
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    LMAO. WOW... He seems like a kidnapper. or like a rapist. :P
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Comedian Ben is skeptical of Dimitri The Lover’s direct seduction method, but Peggy supports Dimitri The Lover, admitting that women want to be approached exactly as Dimitri The Lover instructs. She also says that Dimitri The Lover has better delivery than Ben (ouch).
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i jus hope there aren't too many crazy nutcases like this around. . .!!! this guy is seriously creepy
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I know there as assholes and nutcases like that out there but to see one so close to home is scary. He reminds me of a rapist or serial killer, and I have no doubt that he will be single for many more years to come. Reminds me EXACTLY like Tom Cruise's character in Magnolia. He kept saying 'respect the cock' and blah blah blah just like this guy probably preaches in his 'seminars'. It is amazing that men actually attend the Dimitri the Lover aka The Prophets meetings. It is basically Assholeology 101. Wow, what a big revelation that being an asshole gets men laid. Btw Dimiti, passive aggression is rarely a psychological disorder but more of a behavioural trait. Perhaps you should seek wisdom and insight into your own psychological make-up to understand why your ego needs such constant stroking by demeaning and degrading the majority of the worlds population.
    over 2 years ago Rahul Rao responded:
    Rahul Rao
    What a freaking kltuz this guy is. He deserves a punch in the nose and a kick somewhere else. Many times.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i wanna make dimitri a nice warm cuppa belladonna or a shot or two of propofol-i mean cmon give the guy a chance (not)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg PSYCHO!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hillarious!!
    over 2 years ago stethco liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Gargandi snilld - muna að lesa textann áður en þið hlustið
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is seriously hysterical!!! I love it!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow!!!!!!!!! lol, the guy is just desperate, single for 4 months???? lol don't think so
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a piece of work.. Ladies Beware
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHA...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, just wow, that is all.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    LET ME REPEAT WHAT I WROTE ABOVE:

    Hello:

    These voicemails are viral marketing for a film. I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

    Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

    I started going to Toronto Real Men meetings 6 months ago. I had not had sex in over a year. I started using Dimitri The Lover's "douchey" methods and seduce 3-4 new women each month. I can only speak for myself, but what he preaches WORKS!!! Check out the next meeting here:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

    Seriously, give it a chance. I know it sounds totally nutty, but I am living proof that you can go from metrosexual wimp to regularly fucked asshole.

    J

    Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Omg this guy is a tool! His head is so far up his ass he doesn't even realize how much of an idiot he sounds like!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    must listen, very funny
    over 2 years ago lauranicole (Twitter) responded:
    Awesomelaurasmall_normal
    Wow. This guy is the world's biggest d-bag.
    over 2 years ago tatkayalee responded:
    tatkayalee
    Creepy. Very creepy.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    O:M:G: ha ha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I do belive he might have narcissistic personality disorder, more common than people might think. short video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oxJf9MXidY if your interested then you can google it and read a lot of great websites. funny characters narcissists. like grown up 6 year olds.
    over 2 years ago jowansebastian responded:
    jowansebastian
    has any one got his number ?
    i'm defiantly single, i don't play games, and i only date men with delusions of grandeur.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS SOUND FAMILIAR!!
    I was on a dating site in Phoenix last year and was cooresponding with a man who wanted to take me out on a date. He was very PERSISTANT & materialistic (which really turned me off). He owned several alarm companies in town, owned a boat, a motorcycle, a home, and several luxury cars. He left a couple of messages which I couldn't return because I was sick. In his last voice message to me he told me that he was kinda a "BIG DAEL", that he wanted to share that with me, and that I was really missing out on what he had to offer. I text him several hours later saying: "take your big deal and shove it!"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ha! All these people on this thread are taking this seriously! Like it's for real! It's clearly a joke, people. Jesus... there's no need to Google "narcissism" or give your amateur psychoanalysis because this is an act. It's fiction. It's just comedy. Just laugh, smile and move on.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a fing creep!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This mnan is Sickkk Ewwwwwwwwww
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think the best part about being single is the number of idiots you get to meet that make a total ass-out-of themselves which give you a laugh and jokes for the rest of your life!! hahaha THis is beyond sad and helarious. I think almost every girl met an idiot like him in their lifetimes lolls. hahahha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy could not get a clue.
    over 2 years ago Winnie Doctor responded:
    Winnie Doctor
    This is definitely an example of what to stay away from. If I only knew then...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is stuck on stupid, Its no wonder why women do not wanna be bothered. this is a conceded self centered piece of s*it
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy needs to die.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Either this guy needs to be institutionalized, or this is a joke. He's a CATCH, and has NO issues at all. Melodymaker, he's giving YOU a chance! Did you miss the 3pm deadline? I'm sure you're devastated, what with your games and psychological issues and all.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    that's old stuff. way old ! like years! viva el Internet way back machine
    over 2 years ago mrniceguy liked this post.
    over 2 years ago mrniceguy responded:
    mrniceguy
    Wow! i belive he is a good talking man, but very psycho...important asshole!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OH WOW O_O
    what an ass muncher !!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This shit cracked me up....hehehehehe
    Good job Dimitri!
    A hint:
    Tone that shit down next time by about...47 times...
    over 2 years ago Brent De Luca responded:
    Brent De Luca
    Wow - Viewed 145813 times
    Favorited 7 times
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ....hahaha... erre mulig eller...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hilarrrrrrrrious!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dutsh bug a really dirty one.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hahaha!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Bedre en dette kan det jo ikke bli.... Her snakker vi om drømmemannen!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow !! ...... Its true, Aliens do live with us. Hahahaha :D
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ah so that's how it's done.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Olga's response! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwLNUiwcDN0
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can anyone say "serial killer" how scary is this guy?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Am not so sure this is real.... but real or fake, it is quite amusing ...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    RUN LADIES, RUN VERY FAST!!! this guy is SOCIALLY INEPT!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha, man, if you've gota say your are, then your not
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    SHE has issues?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahhah
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL BEING TAKEN FOR A RIDE!!! These voicemails are viral marketing for a Hollywood film about Dimitri The Lover being produced by the Borat/Bruno people. THEY ARE FAKE!!! You can hear him trying not to laugh during the recordings, they go on forever on purpose and he mentions the film (get it now?)

    I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. I have met the man in person and know everything. Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    I started going to Toronto Real Men meetings 6 months ago. I had not had sex in over a year. I started using Dimitri The Lover's "douchey" methods and seduce 3-4 new women each month. I can only speak for myself, but what he preaches WORKS!!! Check out the next meeting here:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

    Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    For some reason some of the links above did not activate. Let's try again:

    Banned Animations: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Slut Flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Main Web Site: http://www.dimitrithelover.com

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    My friend Anne had this posted on her page and I thought it was crazy and that I needed to share it.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is psycho!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I met a person just like that this winter! Check out the email he sent me after 1 date:

    from b doggy <bdoggy>
    subject RE: Hi from Bobby

    You're funny.
    You offend me more by not being honest than had you just said the truth, which we both know to be the following,
    "Bobby, you're nice, fun, and pick a mean sushi bar! But you're just too old for what I'm seeking. I'm sorry about the age difference, but it's merely too great."
    You needn't make up a story about your ex.
    You, of all people, who professes to be honest all the time!
    No worries.
    I'm sorry I didn't get to introduce you to Tantric sex, sorry I didn't get to ravage you as no man ever has, sorry I didn't get to bring you sensual pleasure beyond sushi, but I understood going into dinner it was remote and you were sensitive to the age issue.
    Best.
    Bye.

    over 2 years ago kristamarrigo responded:
    kristamarrigo
    lmao what a loser!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is exactly the reason I chose to stay single for so long. I met a weirdo that told me that he wanted me to wear my finger nails long where they curved under.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This was freaking hilarious. What a conceited idiot! I think HE is the one who has psychological problems.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh, and I think that Jamie Smith person is a little crazy too.....
    over 2 years ago xmusicalxinkx (Twitter) responded:
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    I cannot believe that guy! There are no words to explain him...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The guy from the voicemail-Dmitri--what an arrogant d-bag! Hmmm and he thinks he was doing this girl a favor by hitting on her? Do all women a favor, dude and get some therapy. Your mom was wrong, you're not perfect or a catch.
    over 2 years ago lulugirl responded:
    lulugirl
    Oh my God!@ Run from this one, he's scary. I can only wonder what his mother was like if he is so picky dating girls. Or maybe what is dad was like. Either way, he's in for a long wait on that return call.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    For the life of me....shut up dude!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    CLOWN!...clearly still in the closet. maybe a man will meet his needs better.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    JJJJJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA jAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA......(get up from the floor)..........JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ...THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! MY GOD IT'S A CLASSIC!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is this guy for real??? "I am one of the few men in this city (Toronto) who has nothing wrong with him." RUN FOR DEAR LIFE, OLGA!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    funny stuff. u can hear the desperation in his voice. what a jackass!!!
    over 2 years ago immargarita (Twitter) responded:
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    I get it.. I think.... this might in fact be part of a viral marketing scheme for some movie.. whatever be the case it's riotous because douchebags like this are REAL and roaming the planet and they all mostly live in Astoria, Queens, NY!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is just too funny.... what a way to get a date huh?,,,,,i'm seriously rollin' right now
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is funny ppl listen to this guy lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is funny
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If your on any psychotropic medication....don't call me...hahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL this is great
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Gosh.. this can be funny since the guy thinks he is so "normal" and then again he is so "normal" that its absolutely freaky..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is the funniest thing I have heard in a while. ;)
    over 2 years ago nycbro responded:
    nycbro
    Absolutely hilarious! Who the h**l does this clown think he is?? He sounds so freaking arrogant, it almost seems like a gag message!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Shut

    Up

    Tosser...

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a tool, doush bag, I want to to meet him just to kick his ass and I am not a violent person, lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    A lobotomy is needed ASAP here !!!

    What a twat lol

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    lmao, "believe it or not, im a complete catch"
    "im one of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him"
    *snorts*
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Fantastisk:)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG.. IQ is a nice car..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hillarious! para todos los aparatos dando vuelta...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This made my morning. Dude is nuts! lol...lol...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG...whether this is real or not, it's classic!!! lmao!
    over 2 years ago Jamie Kitson responded:
    Jamie Kitson
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitri_the_Lover
    over 2 years ago stosh responded:
    stosh
    If this is one of the only "normal" guys in Toronto, I'm staying the h*ll away from there!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy says he's one of the few men in the city there is nothing wrong with? He's more than a tad whacked! He's a catch. He's only been single for 4 months. He was in a long distance relationship. Probably the reason the woman never wanted to move closer was because he is such a fruitcake!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG He is a loser for sure. I give my business card out and don't return calls to guys that just can't stop calling and leaving messages. It's just what we do. MEN need to calm down and play it cool.
    over 2 years ago Michael Girouard liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I met one. How luck i was! hhaa
    over 2 years ago sophie123 responded:
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    This needs to be recorded again in the voice of Cartman!! Hahaha
    over 2 years ago almst2gd responded:
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    Hehehe.. that's the funniest thing I've heard all week
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Jamie Smith IS Dimitri....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is one of the funniest things I have ever heard, he talks about her having issues! THis guy is absolutley NUTS!!! God help any woman who has to meet this idiot!
    over 2 years ago jennywerra responded:
    jennywerra
    idiot! Kim way too funny
    over 2 years ago jennywerra responded:
    jennywerra
    funny
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Er det MULIG??? My God!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a dickhead!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Guys like this deserve to be alone for ever!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hlustið - ógeðslega fyndið!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is guy is clearly narsist. Look up the symptoms and I'm sure he'll match with all of them pretty easily.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a tool --- i'm not sure where this idiot got the idea that this would be in any way appealing. Sure, i'll call you now that you've f'in insulted me, stereotyped me, etc. All she was trying to do was get rid of the guy without being an f'in bitch. That's what some dense guys make us do cuz they don't get the f'in message.
    over 2 years ago jennywerra responded:
    jennywerra
    Girls, I would rather be single than w/ this "Passive/Agressive" Dweeb!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Fik dette klip fra en kollega - det er altså sjovt!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!! This is the REAL reason why women are stay single!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I got this from a friend, and had to pass it on to all my other peeps that needed a good laugh. Ladies, enjoy and rejoice in your singleness or relationship. Guys, here's a good idea on what NOT to say or do...though I'm fairly certain you already know this, enjoy!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Did he just said....I'm Greek?
    xaxaxaxa,passive aggressive baby...passive aggressive!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Holy Mother. I'm thinking that leaving voicemails is the only way this guy avoids getting beaten to death by the women he harasses.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I know quite a few Greeks and this guy,this guy, you got to ge kidding me.What rock did he crawl out from under.Ladies I believe you will agree.This guy has more than his share of issues.and then some.How about complete A-hole and a thorn in the side of man kind.Hey You!!!!! if you read this GET A LIFE YOU DUNG ROLL.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF - DB! Ego?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Really ,i mean really????? What the heck ?????
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    is this guy serious? this has to be a joke; no one in their right mind would be so arrogant.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OH-MY-GOD!!! What a total moron...
    over 2 years ago Momma_Sunshine (Twitter) responded:
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    OMFG. If this is what's out there, I'll gladly remain single forever and ever. It's hard to believe that there are people out there like this. The only thing I can say is that she should be glad she got to weed this dude out at the voicemail stage. Imagine what a whole date with this guy would be like!!!!

    Wow.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    pathological stalker.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! What an as$%^&!!!!!! And the other guy (jamie??) Are u serious??? I think those guys suffers psico-disfuncional-priapical problems!!!!! (bad erection???) LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Psyco!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    As we say in Texas... this one is a "Legend in his own mind" Mercy!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want this dickhead 2 just get kicked in the balls over & over & over & over & over......
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Damn....what a douche!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he sounds really nice..........whats so funny dont all men leave messages like that ..........
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Sjarmerende type!
    over 2 years ago carlh responded:
    carlh
    Is this cocky and funny or just absurd?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahahahaha...I wanna kill myself for listening to this...The guy was beyond gay, pimp, or a pervert. This MOFO is plane out STUPID! damn.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg what a freak. this is why girls don't like to give strangers their numbers.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i think this man is my future husband!! hahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF?! and people wonder why I'm still single with weirdos like this out there...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Pffffff, now that's entertainment :)! I'm laughing my head off. Brilliant, over 4.5 minutes of total loser pick up talk - yeah yeah, call him if you have the courage HAHAHA :))!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    There are no words to describe this Prince Charming. ROFL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Olga, God bless you for sharing this with the world.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is the funniest thing i have EVER heard! Are you kidding me? WOW, maybe he should look at his own "phychological problems" cause it sure sounds like he needs to be on a few meds or something! TOO FRICKING FUNNY! Thank god I dont have to worry about men like that anymore
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is why I do NOT usually ever give my # out... MO-FO Freak-a-Zoids!!! I mean ya... the 3 day rule and all ~ lose the # if U don't call, but those rules R given @ the time U give out ur #. And to call to say: "Don't call and lose the #... just ridiculous!!!" This isn't even funny, this guy is a control freak who probably is stalkin' this girl. I'm afraid for her, now that she has the radio station playing this pathetic garbage.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    so the facebook user who talked about the message from Bobby (bdoggy).... OMG I KNOW THAT GUY!!!! AND I HAVE STORIES TO TELL YOU!!!! you are in nyc aren't you? I'm telling you, SAME GUY!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://www.myspace.com/greekdimitri214 I'm reposting his myspace account... I just sent him a message, everyone else should do the same. Mine read: Subject: U R A fuckin' Freak-A-Zoid!!!
    "U better hope Olga doesn't have any brothers U fucking moron!!!"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Lmao!!! this dude is a complete douche bag! Real or Not! lmao!!! What kinda jackass leaves a voicemail like that.. Thats why i remain single! Eithere dudes are complete fucking assholes or dudes are crazy like that lmao!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a joke! he is such an ass!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    u might have not noticed but ur friends were jealous i approached u and not them !! hAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! and another one... im a god catch..not many good men like me in town..!! get a life dude..or much better a dildo!! it was hilarious...!!! yeaaHH!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF? I'm glad I'm married to a guy that is in no way,shape,or form like the weirdo who left this voicemail.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hmmm in one word, "LOSER".
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This so not true... this guy is a loser that need some treatment fast... and Ladies run pls run fast...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Funny this guy is definantly a creep. Don't he's erasing the num ber! LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a classic!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh that's funny!
    That's why I give out my number to guys who I know, and even trust enough.
    This guy is a freak!
    He's not going to get girls handing out his business card.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Er det mulig?
    over 2 years ago katy responded:
    katy
    I've had 3 of these encounters in the last 6 or 8 months. After the last one I'm not giving out my number anymore. The only sane men I attract are married *rollseyes*
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is gold!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Taking the initiative to new heights!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    KONGEMELDING :D
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I really thought I had a chance with Dimitri... but then he mentioned the whole "psychologically normal" thing... Dang, another gem just passing me by....
    over 2 years ago Donna27 (Twitter) responded:
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    Very good promo. It's not a real event peeps.
    You sure have ppl talking and all riled up. as you made him such a reprehensible character. ha ha.

    The best way to create a buzz and a really good viral spread.
    Tho not my taste for a program, yeah I'd pass.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    crazy fucker..i wish he had said sum more!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW. sounds like a real stud.. not! there really are guys out there like that? that girl needs to change her numbers fast.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an idiot!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, scary!!! He is an amadane! Irish for idiot!! God help us all.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    and people wonder why some of us stay single.......
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Come on now... There IS nothing wrong with him!
    Till he opens his pie hole!!!!
    over 2 years ago Don_gEEk (Twitter) responded:
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    LOL THIS GUY IS CRAZY AND STUPID GURLS LISTEN TO THIS GUY REAL SMOOTH TALKER
    over 2 years ago Jennifer Iannolo responded:
    Jennifer Iannolo
    Just. Wow.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow....... FAIL!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Bet I know what's wrong with him :-) What a Freak!!!! Almost hard to listen to.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guys makes Jeffrey Dalmer and Richard Ramirez seem almost normal.
    over 2 years ago TiaSparkles (Twitter) responded:
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    I can't stop laughing at the 1st one!! Is this a prank? OMG! Listening to the 2nd one now - Stalker!!! Issues! Lmao
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, I'm speechless.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!! Seriously...what a psycho!!!! Sounds like a pathological stalker
    This is fricking hilarious, creepy and scary!!!!lmao!!!
    God protect us all!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is fucking classic =) What a loser... I hopes he gets sodomized in the mental hospital he gets put in.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    classic.
    over 2 years ago RosanneinTN (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    "they were ENVIOUS of the fact I approached YOU..." is the winner line of all. Every man should worry about young women wielding podcast skills; this is brilliant.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF???? Oh my WORD, I've never heard ANYthing like THIS!!! This douchebag is OUT OF CONTROL! LMAO!!!! ... if you are on any medications, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? TOO TOO funny, I REALLY needed THIS laugh!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I've got one word for what this guy needs.... ooops, I mean TWO words: "Piano wire"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is crazy!!!!!!! He is totally psycho!!!!!!!! I have heard some crazy pick up lines, excuses, and so on, but this tops them all. All you single ladies out there, you should hear this and the married ones listen so you can know how lucky you are to have a husband at home.
    over 2 years ago conchitaHBIC (Twitter) responded:
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    wtfff ahahah ommgg this puto made my day. WOW ladies please stay clear of men like this.
    over 2 years ago imd0nna (Twitter) responded:
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    He makes it seem like hes the best man out there.... what a conceited idiot. :<
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Real or not ... that was hilarious! Did he really expect a call back?
    over 2 years ago Ken Loh liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago vene2ia (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    He's definitely a Darwin Award contender :-)
    over 2 years ago DeanBailey (Twitter) responded:
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    I believe you are being to critical of this man. It would seem that he has asperges which isnt really such an issue... They are quite normal people it is just that they do not naturally understand other peoples emotions so from this the person forms concepts about another persons feelings such as the "passive-aggressive" comment he states
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha.. to think this guy is 4 real. wow!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It does seem to be some sort of viral marketing thing. I visited his dmitrithelover.com website just to see what it was all about. Maybe he thinks he's being funny, but I see nothing comical about referring to one woman as "a sexually repressed c**t who was probably sexually abused in childhood" or bringing back such Cro-Magnon beliefs as "No means maybe."
    No means no, douchebag. And there is nothing comical about sexual abuse.
    Whatever the case, the guy is a jag and I wouldn't bother myself to see his forthcoming movie. Jerk!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Haha wow now everyone go look up passive-aggressive. This made my night.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    did she manage to contact him before 3?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG This is tooo funny~
    over 2 years ago Markandey Singh responded:
    Markandey Singh
    koooool guy :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Skulle likt å høre S. Freuds diagnose...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is NOT passive-aggressive--he's a SOCIOPATH!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ladies in GA here is a phone number you can give a guy insted of giving him yours 404-260-1318. It is called Reject Hotline (call it you'll see what happens). If your not from GA you can go on the website RejectHotline.com and find a number that is for your number. Every number says something different I love it.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Sorry its called RejectionHotline.com
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy suffers from what we in the psychiatric community call "Delusional" He has delusions of Grandeur. What a psycho!! A great laugh though.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    dad not again
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahaha funny and creepy! Passive-Aggressive!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahaha funny and creepy! Passive-Aggressive!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my god, this is hysterical!! Passive-aggressive, psychologically normal....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Keenan, you'll love this!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my lord!!!!!!!!!!!!... scary shit!!!!... talk about a CREEPER!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Did anybody looked into his freezer?! Maybe there are already body's of women which didn't wanted to go out with him.
    over 2 years ago PJlovesglitter (Twitter) responded:
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    How dare this girl not have the common decency to return his call! What would make anyone pass up such an obvious catch?! The nerve of some women.
    over 2 years ago divine_infekt (Twitter) responded:
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    rofl!!!! what a stupid smug. ^^
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ahahahahaha, so funny! What a class act... Thank God I'm not on the market, otherwise creeps like this would make it all unbearable! funny and so so desperately sad. I hope the guy gets a reality check!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is this is in fact a real voice mail and not a hoaks?...too crazy to be real. Must be a joke..if not..someone invite him over and feed him RAT PIOSON please.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Too funny!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Please, please do not judge all the single men out there based on this elegant neanderthals pickup attempt. Most of us are normal civilized human beings. I can't imagine what is going on in this guys mind to make him think that he's Gods gift to women. So, I guess don't be overly elegant and you won't be picked up by guys like him. lol.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    One who's quick to blame does it himself. These kinds of people are scary.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow does THAT make me glad to be married!!
    over 2 years ago Megal39 (Twitter) responded:
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    This makes me want to kick that guy in the nuts.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can you believe this guy? YOW!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If only they were all this easy to spot...VOY-EE-THIA!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an idiot!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    And I thought I was smooth...
    over 2 years ago mystery responded:
    mystery
    What? She didnt find him a "catch"? Awww... you wonder why!
    This guy is an absolute tosser. Talk about a delusional egomaniac. He has got to take the cake.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    In his defense, she should have just firmly told him to fuck off instead of giving him her business card. That is definitely misleading.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Nothing woos a girl like a deadline coupled with an ultimatum. Histerical!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dude is this guy for real?!
    over 2 years ago LinLorienelen (Twitter) responded:
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    BRILLIANT to have given this to a radio station... ROFL, I think I would have been too shocked to think of that myself. Weirdos, man. They're everywhere.
    over 2 years ago charles000 responded:
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    What a pathetic representation of my gender. Profound embarrassment is the mildest comment I can come up with . . . yikes!!!
    over 2 years ago Karina Hillestad liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He sounds familiar :-)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He Stole all my lines!, what am I gonna do next?!?!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is 100% right u women need 2 learn from him he is very intelligent. I hope you all read that and beleived me he's a douche bag lol.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is too funny
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he just loves himself, dosent he !
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my gosh!!! That man is disturbed. I think he is on something!! "3:00 deadline"?!? What does he think he is? Some kind of homework assignment?!?!?
    Girl, it pleases me to know that you did not call back that brother! Something tells me he is going to be waiting for many other calls for a very...long.....time!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHAT AN IDIOOOOTTTTT!!!!!! SPEND YOUR TIME MORE WISELY BUDDDYYYY!!!!!! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOME SERIOUS MEDDDDS!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    RED FLAG--CONTROL FREAK--TRULY, he is lost and driven by the fear of rejection. PSYCHO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHAT A COMPLETE MORON!!! I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE HIM STILL EXIST!!! IN THE NAME OF ALL GOOD GUYS THAT RESPECT WOMEN, I NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS COMPLETE DOUCHBAG; I PROMISE GUYS LIKE HIM ARE AN ENDAGERED SPECIES AND THEY ARE DISSAPERING FROM EARTH. WE JUST NEED TO ELIMINATE THEM BEFORE THEY PROCREATE NEW CLONES.
    over 2 years ago tdenman06 (Twitter) responded:
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    It shouldn't surprise me that he is the only normal man out there....lol!! What an idiot! Giving this to the radio station to play is perfect!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    I have to keep reminding people that these voicemails are VIRAL MARKETING for a Hollywood film about Dimitri The Lover being created by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. They are totally staged. Also, I reiterate the links I posted further up:

    Here is the web site for his anti-metrosxual group, the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my goodness, I think that is my ex-boyfriend!! TOO FUNNY!!!! I am going to give my husband a hug kiss and a big thank you for being so incredibly wonderful!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ladies...Now this guy is a CATCH! Someone call a looney bin!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! This guy's really a class act!! ...Fruitcake, more like it!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Straight CLOWN!!!! This dude here is off the chain... I wonder if he actually got somebody from those weak azz lines!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh yes please help me, I have issues! HA HA HA, What a douche
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Maybe she's just not into you. How about that?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHAHA
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my, I needed a good laugh.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's Greek, that's all I have to say...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is probably in network marketing
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    haha funny
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMFG!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This douchebag has hit on me before too. He stopped me in the street, told me how "elegant" I was, how much money he made, what a catch he was. He then went on to tell me (within the first 3 minutes of meeting him) that if I wasn't into threesomes I should just take a hike. This is totally the same guy. I will never forget it and when I retell the story people think I'm lying.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Amazing!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can u say "LOSER"!!
    over 2 years ago johnnytheboy responded:
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    Woah! Now this cat seems TOGETHER. I want to party with HIM!
    THE ULTIMATE WING-MAN.

    Matt d in DC.
    mdeleon214@yahoo.com

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    O m g!, This is crazy…yeah maybe she was not interested lol funny! Good thing she didn’t tell him where she works or her own number…kinda creepy :S
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha ALL LADIES should listen to this and ALL MEN should take notes of what NOT-TO-DO when trying to pick-up a girl! lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It's douchebags like this that are going around leaving a trail of lesbians in their wake. Thanks guy! Enjoy your hand!
    over 2 years ago Faraz Mullick responded:
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    You guys are wasting your time. This guy is a complete catch, there is nothing wrong with him. :D
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    over 2 years ago ThaChosen_1 (Twitter) responded:
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    You've got to be kidding me this guy is the king of all ASS CLOWN DOUCHE BAGS!!! This weasel must get a lot of drinks thrown on his face when he hits the clubs LMAO. Ladies do not forget to carry your mace and tasers they could come in handy if you happen to come across this lunatic. And guys do all of us a favor if you see this guy give him a slap to the face or a chop to the throat just to let him know that he's a bitch and for the sake of all sane women that he comes across day by day. Huhhhh...I feel better now :)
    over 2 years ago sascha_p (Twitter) responded:
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    hahaha Dimitri FTW! passive agressive is the word!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    haha this dude got some real serious issues !
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is so hilarious, I understand wanting the girl to call asap but giving her a deadline and actually telling her she has a deadline to call you is just so desperate. Oh and telling her she's Passive Aggressive is the "great " way to when her heart, lmao! No one who is psycologically stable says there psycologically stable on a voicemail.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    psychoooooo!!!! lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OH............MY..........GOD!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I am SO glad I am not single. They need to issue a jerk watch for people like him.
    over 2 years ago nikoko16 (Twitter) responded:
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    LOLOL that is SO funny i've met a few people like this SO scary to the point you think thier stalkers too!
    over 2 years ago cutesweetiezzz (Twitter) responded:
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    LOL Is this for real? WOW This guy has some serious issues that he needs to deal with. I'm just speechless right now.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "im giving you a 3o'clock deadline" hahahahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Im Erasing your number Right now. That was the threat? Then he proceeds to tell she has problems omg I Dont know about you guys but I dont quite believe hes been single for ONLY four months but its only my opinion
    over 2 years ago juwbilee (Twitter) responded:
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    haha what a douche. he's full of himself ekkk
    over 2 years ago Todd Meadows responded:
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    Well dammit -- what's the rest of the story? Did she call him back or not????
    ;-).
    over 2 years ago Alaerys (Twitter) responded:
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    If I hadn't already decided to be gay for a year, this would definitely have pushed me over the edge. Yeah, women can be stuck up and high-maintenance, but only creepy stalker-boyz can make you wonder how many blow up dolls they own that are missing appendages...
    over 2 years ago lukefugazi responded:
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    ... I was forwarded this Email because my wife thought that it was totally hilarious. But the more I listened, the the less funny it got for me. Real, or a gag this type of forceful and aggressive personality type tends to prey on the exact person he describes in the message. Someone who has had past issues, and my not posses the personal strength or wisdom to know how to say no, or steer clear of sick fuckers like this guy/character. Listening to this made me feel sick, it just reminded me that there are some real douche bag guys out there, and that there are also people out there that they are looking to take advantage of. I've already lived enough to know of real stories like this and it saddens me. Those who under value themselves need friends to come along side them and show them that they are priceless.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    my guess? big ego, little dick.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "I'm very intelligent" clearly not if he leaves such dumb messages
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ok .....he seems like a fucking desperate ass mother fucking bitch lol he really needs to get him self a life ... stop chasing after women that r not interested lol how stupid?? n a lil 411 he needs HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I don't think he works on a movie script, I think he works in tele marketing - he reminds me of some of those guys that don't hear the word "no".
    over 2 years ago charles000 responded:
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    Now, I know a lot of folks will refer to Dimitri as an asshole, but that's not fair, as such is an unreasonable defamation of anal orifi, which in fact do serve a useful purpose, as in the expulsion of waste. Therefore, in fairness to anal orifi, a more appropriate comparison of reference would be that of a hemorrhoid, a pus filled festering sore which causes considerable pain, and impedes the expulsion of waste via said aforementioned anal orifi.

    Yes, this is the best definition available - Dimitri can be accurately compared to a hemorrhoid.

    But then again, that's perhaps a bit unfair to the hemorrhoid, which though is a most annoying pain in the ass, quite literally, does not have ill intent. It is simply a naturally occurring phenomena.

    Oh well, I was trying to be charitable here, but in such assessment, Dimitri is below hemorrhoid status, and in such context, should not be referred to as an asshole.

    over 2 years ago R Vizcara responded:
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    Oh my god! can you please post this morons phone number! So we can all call him and mock him.... Its amazing but I actually heard idiots like this speak..... Its like they really completely clueless as to reality and who they are. Its like they read some "Confidence building book" and they end up really believing this surreal world about themselves. Thanks for making my day listening to this. I am sure he will be on the internet looking up hookers online in no time. Yet asking for the hookers to give him discount because he is so popular of a catch... LoL.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    haha_omg..too funny... is that Dan Cook from the movie "my best friends girlfriend" ?? ..haha no it can't be he is actually trying to get a date.. talk about putting your foot in your mouth, this guys a train wreck waiting to go postal..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG -- that guy is so delusional !! can't believe someone is so out of touch with social cues and body language!

    hilarious -- i can't believe this guy! embarrassingly he's Canadian too!!

    over 2 years ago caverstacy responded:
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    Delusional sociopath or hopeless romantic ? You decide... Audience, are you ready to cast your vote?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hiarious...made my day!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Snakk om å ha selvtilliten i orden! Hahahaha! (Denne MÅ bare høres!)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Snakk om å ha selvtilliten i orden! Hahaha! (Denne MÅ bare høres!)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ROFLMAO!!! Thank you, Laura!
    over 2 years ago thecompletes (Twitter) responded:
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    oooh brilliant just brilliant, tha guy has some serious issues man.....Im amazed the poor woman stayed awake to listen to it all, if it wasnt so hilarious it would be boring
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHERE THEY DO THAT AT!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    CRAZY!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is off the Freaking Chain!! Can we say stalker or Killer I mean forreal why would he start talk about the girl like that? hahah I am giving you an oppurtunity ??? LMAO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I may get flack for this but he actually made ONE good point. Why give the guy your business card if you dont want to talk to him? Say no and walk away. But on the other had this was the funniest thing I have heard in a looonnnngg time. LOL jeez
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow ... this guy actually exists somewhere. Sure there is nothing wrong with him.
    over 2 years ago HMCreations (Twitter) responded:
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    umm...restraining order. seriously.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    BaHahahahah what a jerk.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Girls don't give your numbers to everyone!!! :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think this guy is brilliant... not since yossarian from catch 22 have I seen a guy who is seriously funny and doesn't realise it. Shit man I would do anything to have the girl's reactions recorded on video
    over 2 years ago ceess_2 (Twitter) responded:
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    Can we please have his phone number? lol! cos he is such a catch! hahaha..what a LOSER! someone needs to put him in his place.
    over 2 years ago DasReboot (Twitter) responded:
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    There u go... God's gift to women!! all sales final, no refunds, no exchanges!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS IS FUNNY AND TOTALLY SCARY!!! WOW!!!
    over 2 years ago Chrystal_D (Twitter) responded:
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    Like Dude!! RU Serious?! Depending on my mood at that time, I would have either 1. went off on him or 2. had the cops knockin on his door!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is sooo scAry... wha.... is he like doing her a favor by being interested? Well he actually is because now she knows what kind of a FReAK he is. This is a small look into a "I wonder why he killed his girlfriend, he seemed so normal" scenario.......It's frightning to know he's walking around right now............but i must say hahaha and pathetic.
    over 2 years ago Sophy Mavridis responded:
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    is this guy serious? does he really expect a woman to return his call? omg this is hilarious..
    over 2 years ago msgalfriday (Twitter) responded:
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    Unfortunately he sounds like a Schizophrenic- he has the same vocal ticks and tone- this is a mental health issue
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS IS FUNNY AND TOTALLY SCARY!!! WOW!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hey Dimitri, stop snorting mothballs from the urinals IT IS affecting your brain's synaptic transmissions. Guys like you, give us a bad wrap. Good thing is that there is professional help for you, GET IT no really GET IT.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!! that is one BIG reasons why girls perfer to be single. i have nothin to say HAHA. other than get a grip bud. no one cares if you dont like games. its what makes life interestin and fun. but im guessin she had no interest so thats probably why she never answered or called back. and i agree with Luc here. professional help is an option and you sound like money bags so you can afford it. lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ahh! if only a man like me could possibly have half of his way with words!
    over 2 years ago JoanaAviLorie (Twitter) responded:
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    wow, he made his point: BORING. that guy made simple look damn complicated. I had that peep-talk goin all over me and it didn't work. ppl need to be honest but play the "oh im full of myself, your loss" game only works with insecure ppl who feel intimidated. This don't even sound like a challenge, please!!
    over 2 years ago JoanaAviLorie (Twitter) responded:
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    oh and his voice sounds like creepy stalker
    over 2 years ago stevereade (Twitter) responded:
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    Seems lonely, insecure and desperate to me. If it wasn't creepy it would be sad. Best scenario: he gets help, shows some vulnerability, humility and honesty, and finds the right girl for him. Worst scenario: he continues on that path until he rapes and kills someone. Anybody keeping track of him? Maybe he needs a true friend to kick the shit out of him. Just sayin'...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He has nothing on LA guys... =)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This guy needs to be a character on SNL! He claims to be a catch....yeah....so is Herpes! Dimitri...dude....you're making Greek men look L-A-M-E!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I just couldn't help myself...Hilarious, and at the same time, hideously sad. Have had more than one of these myself, and it always creeps me out. Woul be a GREAT SNL character, good call Frankie!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i thought poeple like that does not exisits
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I cant believe girls dont have anything better to do than pick on a guy that actually had the balls to ask her out.Ya his voice mails were creepy but now a days girls are vicious towards guys approaching them and they still wonder why their single.
    over 2 years ago doctor_s (Twitter) responded:
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    The girls name was Olga? lets get serious. hahahhahah. Some of these comments hating on all men, this dude.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The epitome of a douchebag
    over 2 years ago purejones (Twitter) responded:
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    She sounds like she has some deep psychological issues. Deadlines don't work for the mentally disturbed (I know).
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG- I can't believe this guy's for real. Ha ha ha. Hellooo reality check- there's nothing wrong with him... ha ha ha. Good grief, he's got about as much tact as a bull in a china shop. Makes a girl want to run to the phone doesn't it??? Haahahahha ROFL!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a FUCKING DOUCHE and you wonder why the best of us stay single? LMMFAO...here's the answer!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I can only Imagen what he looks like. People like him should not be allowed to procreate. He should commit suicide.. immediately.
    over 2 years ago Blythe W. responded:
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    for the love of god!!! deadline unnecessry.....NO WOMEN WILL BE CALLING!!!!! implying a chick isn't calling because she was abused or on on medication......u GOTTA be kidding!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is exactly why so many of my friends stay single!! Wow....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh Boy! good for a real laugh ladies!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ..wonder how the script went... for the 4x off-broadway "interpretation" of rupert pupkin?
    over 2 years ago Creately Online Diagramming liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Haha is this for real?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    O - M - G ! ! ! What a CLASS ACT!!! OMG! I was once approach by a similar guy, but not this bad! Congratulations for making it public!!! Best idea ever!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    shocking!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a complete and utter wanker! Obviously he got dropped on his head at birth!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahahahaha CLASSIC !!! I come across such "psychologically normal" guys all the time ! I had a guy tell me that he *knew* I was made especially for him and that I had no reason to live unless I married him and made babies with him and that that was the only goal I should have in life hahaha and believe me he wasnt kidding !! Girls, wanna give it a try? :D lolzzz
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    *PUKE* ...this cant be real...
    over 2 years ago Gerald Hensel liked this post.
    over 2 years ago irischoco (Twitter) responded:
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    This is a very good example of "How NOT to sound COOL". Coz, guys, you know what...? We women think cool guys are HOT.
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    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Da får jeg vel stryke DEN fremgangsmåten fra listen min...huff...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he makes me fell so ashamed of my sex... Please, girls, not all guys are like this!
    over 2 years ago Torsten Schollmayer responded:
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    This is really hilarious - let the romance begin
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Funny stuff! Can't be real -although he does remind me of my sister's boyfriend... LOL! Wonder if the long distance relationship was a stalker issue?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what an ass!!
    jajajajajajajajajjajajaj!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This might be fake, but there are guys like this out there. I once got two simular voice mails that soundes a bit like these ones... I kept them for a while and it was great entertaining for me my friends :-)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a wanker.....
    over 2 years ago samar_here (Twitter) responded:
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    oh wow.... is this even possible?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ha hahah demitri, you go for it, love your style, i dont think she will ring you though. hahahhaha thats the funniest chat up line i ever heard.
    ladies the games are over.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is a nut and his voice sounds dangerous.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    You guys have to hear this!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I Love my Husband, I Love my Husband, I Love My Husband......OMG, I am so glad I am not single anymore...I remember guys like this...Yikes! And they seriously think that are "IT"! I Love my husband!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ladies, just run when you hear " hi, my name is DMITRIY..." next time. No matter he is greek, russian or whatever!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    All I can say is Arrogant & obviously not living in the real world!!!! & buddy I got news for you, you are not normal. Normal people have issues, problems etc. Life is not a walk in the park.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    God help the guy if I run into him....LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What the F? LMAO - he has issues.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is the cancer that is killing the dating scene. I lol'd. Hard.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Like I said, the voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. How naive are you people, anyway?
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    TO RE-ITERATE:

    Hello:

    I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

    Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    J.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is too much......
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'll tell you who the real fucking loser is here, the guy "Jamie Smith" who keeps posting in defense of Dimitri in this thread. What are you, his fucking lackey? Are you retarded maybe? SO let me get this straight-- you're so lost that you needed this prick to tell you that some slutty women are suckers for guys who are mean to them? That's sad, you could have learned that on television at just about any given moment in time that you tuned in.
    Seriously though bro, pop your head out of your ass and go get some self respect, and stop being such a nuthugger. You worship a loser, I cannot imagine what low thing that makes you. Real men wipe their asses with people like Dimitri--Dimitri you know where to find me if you don't like what I'm saying, It would be a real pleasure choking you until you piss your pants you sorry ass piece of shit.
    There are plenty of good women out there worthy of respect--you just scare them away with your psychobabble and pseudo-intelligence and arrogance, so to you they don't exist.
    If you were really smart you'd do us all a favor and jump off a fucking cliff head first into some rocks.... BTW I think that Jamie Smith does worship Dimitri's cock, what a confused homophobic douchebag just waiting to have the shit kicked out of him.....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ...the sad thing is, I see this type of guy ALL the time here in Atlanta...being a bouncer at one of the top clubs in Atlanta, I witness these "specimens" at their finest...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What is wrong with this girl. If I was a hot chick i would be all over that. Like white on rice. And i know rice. almost as delicious as windows.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is beyond hillarious!!!! Stalker-alert...xD
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hvorfor mon hun ikke ringer tilbage...?
    over 2 years ago alexpm7 (Twitter) responded:
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    Holy FUCK. This is more than epic, it's unique, it's...wow. I'm speechless. One day that guy is gonna wake up very very sad.
    over 2 years ago VidAbeLeza (Twitter) responded:
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    OH MY GOD! what a kook.
    over 2 years ago WadeSimMiser (Twitter) responded:
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    The nerve of him, giving her a deadline to call back. What was he thinking? Was he thinking?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Quality lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Quality lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my god...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow.
    Listen to this ladies....and gents....!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Whoa!!! I thought the guy who threatened to kill me a few years ago was a sandwich short of a picnic but starve the lizards!!! This guy puts the "fun" in dysfunctunctional.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a total jerk and moron.....TOTAL JERK!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HOLYYY CRAP.
    CREEPER MUCH?
    I bet his gonna stay single for a very long time.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    I have to keep reminding people that these voicemails are VIRAL MARKETING for a Hollywood film about Dimitri The Lover being created by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. They are totally staged. Also, I reiterate the links I posted further up:
    Here is the web site for his anti-metrosxual group, the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hehehehehe, þessi maður er bara snillingur
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    now THAT"s the definition of GAME right there.if i was chick and a dude left such a message to me,id throw myself in all fours and let him smack my ass.lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is an asshole RUN GIRL,RUN he is showing already that he 's crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF! See this is why I am single.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yep, definitely ok to be and stay single!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He thinks highly of himself
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my God that's crazy ...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hilarious!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The Nerve of him!!! This was way too funny, Why was he still single?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is exactly why woman stay single lol
    over 2 years ago giddyshortcake responded:
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    I Think I found the Man of my Dreams...LOL...Oh my goodness ...You know I totally understand...An the truth is...ALOT OF MEN are like this an it is repulsing! haha Being confident it okay but an egoisitical MORON haha no thanks...Poor guy He needs an intervention with DR Phil...Even then it may just worsen his ego an make his head grow bigger
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The reason why some women are single. lol!
    over 2 years ago HelenTruong87 (Twitter) responded:
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    OMG This guy sounds like some loser I dated! He would leave long messages, always calling until I pick up, tells me his life stories, brag about how much money he makes (when he really makes less than $30K), tell me the same gibberish over and over again!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Too funny! Can someone find this guy and explain to him why he might NOT be the "perfect" catch...PLEASE!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    two words: Michael Scott.
    over 2 years ago Sarah Reed liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    if someone left this on my voice mail i would FREAK out... this guy is twisted!!! "i'm giving you a 3pm deadline" who says that??
    over 2 years ago stellazine responded:
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    YES!!!!!!!!!! Sad, sad, sad!!!!!!!!!! This guy DEFINITELY has MENTAL ILLNESS! HA!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS GUY GETS AROUND, OPI/ANTHONY PLAYED DIFFER AUDIO TAPES OF THIS DUDE, A WHILE AGO, I HAVE THEM SAVED AN MADE A SOUNDBOARD FROM THE AUDIO, AN ANNOY PEOPLE WITH . DIFFER LADY SAME QUOTES, WHAT A TOOL.
    over 2 years ago Jamaicangirl81 (Twitter) responded:
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    wow... oooo, damn... LMAO
    over 2 years ago montalvomachado (Twitter) responded:
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    The most unbelievably stupid moron ever. World champion of the jerks, Nobel prize for braindeadness
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Read this single women!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    lol! Wow, that was hilarious! He really out did himself with the deadline lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a fucking creeper LMAO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is crazy!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I would love for this guy to show up in my therapy room. Such fun we would have. Not that there's anything wrong with him…
    over 2 years ago wilelove (Twitter) responded:
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    LMFAO - Hilarious! This guy is absolutely INSANE.
    over 2 years ago schttrj (Twitter) responded:
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    You Crack Me Up!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg that is toooooo intense. the second voice mail was just plain rude and creepy.
    over 2 years ago yellowgoatetsy (Twitter) responded:
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    I've actually met a guy very close to this voice mail. He told me how he didn't like to play games and that I should decide in 15 minutes if I want to be his girlfriend or not, and that how much money he paid for tax, and that his girlfriend previously never took advantage of him because he's "rich", and that I should expect shit from him, because if I want anything nice from him, it'd be taking advantage of he being rich, that I should really see him as who he was but not his money...he went on and on....And when I cut him off, he kept calling leaving similar messages to this one and saying I must be the one who's with problem...that's one of the creepiest guy I've ever encounter, ever!

    Yup, this kind of men are actually out there, serious.

    over 2 years ago shar1z (Twitter) responded:
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    I think this guy should look up psychologically normal. I've listened to this twice. Love it!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Denne må høres!! Hør hele!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Meryil Naidoo, I am with you on this one babe! Ladies stay away from these know-it-all freaks! Seriously! Sounds like he could be a pedophile, womanizer, manipulative queer-do! Damn straight he's insecure! Trying to blame her problems for not seeing he is a 'catch' bahahaha quite the contrary you are bro! And every one who thinks its funny, take it a little more seriously cos I think this guy has the potential to do some unwanted damage if given the go-ahead! ;P
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG, he sounds like a scientologist!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh for Christ's sake!! They really are out there!! Even if this is just a put-on, the iron is closer to the fire than you think....definite haul ass outa-there material. My ex-husband was close and the older he got the more "secure" he became....ick. Ergo...EX
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Danger Danger! If I didn't know better I'd think this was scripted. Seriously Dimitri there is a major malfunction in your brain. This guy is a freak and will probably hurt someone if he hasn't already. I think the term is pathological? What poor girl with low self esteem actually goes out with this guy? Oh man, scary. All "normal" guys should listen to this. Make you feel better about your wierd self. Downright frightening.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is too much... hahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    haha...a real greek freak!:) had a great laugh and just what I needed!
    over 2 years ago K8Kennedy (Twitter) responded:
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    JUST TO BE SAFE...I think I'll stay out of Toronto for a little while. What a creeper...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is hilarious. hopefully he'll learn someday!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy should teach classes...how to be a giant douche.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is this for real? What a joke!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I love the way he continues to repeat the same nonsense over and over again. You have until 3:00 on Thursday or lose my number? Seriously? With all that money you have and intelligence you honestly did get the fact that you were not getting any play? Hence the business card and not the cell phone.... WOW. He is soooo little yellow bus special!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HILARIOUS
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Gosh. this is so disgustingly annoying. he's so damn fuuuuuullllllllll of himself. He deserves to be taught a lesson.
    P.S he's definitely got to be a fake. Pretender! Yok...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think I may have to leave my boyfriend and find him...he seems like such a winner! j/k
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL This is why is best to be single!!! This guy sounds like a he belongs in the TOOL ACADEMY!!!! TOTAL DUSH BAG!!! lol
    over 2 years ago Baratunde Thurston liked this post.
    over 2 years ago runinhigh responded:
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    Fucking Greeks
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wanka... youuu maake me SICK
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That is hilarious!! What a freak!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a weirdo!
    over 2 years ago Gary Cope responded:
    Gary Cope
    This is awesome. Dimitri sounds like he went to the Borat School for Picking Up Women. LOSER!
    over 2 years ago Gary Cope liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This sad but funny. Men realyl do act like that. SMH
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow he is a loser!!
    over 2 years ago inlav responded:
    inlav
    Is this dude for real??? I dont think i will drink on King St. in Toronto lol
    over 2 years ago BelkMediaGroup (Twitter) responded:
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    Ooooooh, is that how you do it. Apperantly, I have been going about it all wrong. LOL At least he said all that in a message and not in person. LMAO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an ASS... He is the true definition of the word LOSER. Could you imagine that? Who does that??? Moron!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this IS CRRRAZY! i loved that he was entertaining the idea she was even going to call back, ever.
    over 2 years ago P Dieudy responded:
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    This is great
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow that was some of the most akward shit to listen to
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Fake? Undoubtedly, but who cares? That's damn fine entertainment.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is the best message ever! Come on, can you imagine what kind of date this would have been. You ladies are missing out on way more humor and fun. lmao... What a tool to play with.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It's funny, but it also has to be fake. There has to be some invasion of privacy laws that exist. Those messages should not have been recorded if that's true.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    My God, I think I've met this guy before.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I love it!!!! Funniest thing i've heard all day!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dmitiri leaves a message to a woman he's met. Listen to these two voicemails
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what an idiot!!!! what a looser!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    W-----T------F....... Sorry to all the ladies out there,,, such Arrogance!!!,,,WOW I'm single,,, and Speechless !!!! NO comment!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I hope the douche bag was listening to the radio at the exact moment they played this crap. I hope he's living under a rock in Toronto right now because I'm sure if anyone recognizes his voice, both men and women are going to grab their pitch forks and torches and go after his ass. Hell, I'm about to head up to Canada and round up a posse to find him so he can't prey on anyone else. Freakin' idiot.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He is sick!!! How can he say that you might be fitting cancer?? Hes NUTS..
    Thank God you didn't call him back!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is not fake ...I know a guy here that is greek and speaks absolutely the same, has the same ideas and approach...Those people exist...they are real and very sick...and of course alone for the rest of their life!
    over 2 years ago friendlycrab (Twitter) responded:
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    I'm so glad I'm a lesbian...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I am diagnosing him with Asperger's syndrome.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    who's phone allows that long of voicemails...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow..what an idiot
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG! Actually; I recently met a guy a bit like this...They do exist!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy should kill himself!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my gosh... Passive-Aggressive!!! LOSER... sounds like me ex!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG !!!

    The only one who is NOT psychologically normal is THAT guy!!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I really can't see what the problem is, yours sincerely, Dimitri LooL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Let the romance commence!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This dude is the only one with issues!! Some men hey they just don't get it!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    VERY VERY CREEPY!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Its so ridiculous it can't be real
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    I have to keep reminding people that these voicemails are VIRAL MARKETING for a Hollywood film about Dimitri The Lover being created by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. They are totally staged. Also, I reiterate the links I posted further up:
    Here is the web site for his anti-metrosexual group, the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:
    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes
    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU
    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw
    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q
    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    such types never get settled,and now they shudnt be hard to identify
    over 2 years ago kevin adair responded:
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    Can you say douche bag. I jut wanna meet one of you women out there that are attracted to this kind of dork. I have some land to sell you .
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    gal u need to hear this........utterly smooth
    over 2 years ago mrozenberg (Twitter) responded:
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    3 min of pure entertainment...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I lay down my key-board. And my phone. And my businescard. I actually have to compete with this guy! What a destiny...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is definitely staged ppl! No one is this retarded!!!
    over 2 years ago Dogg liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can't think of a more perfect title for this one!! WOW!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my! I think Mister Dimitri may be the one who needs the anti-psychotic pills. What a horrible, self-important tool. He's really very sad.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    GROSS!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is the one of the reasons I don't give my number out my number to people I don't know!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh wow .... what a catch!
    over 2 years ago jodynes (Twitter) responded:
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    tosser! tosser! tosser!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WATCH OUT GIRLS!! the GREAT CATCH HAHAHA Oh my.....that was really a good laugh. :)
    over 2 years ago SaraTyler (Twitter) responded:
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    ugh..even the way he says assume is creepy--and no it's not timidness a**hole--it's called utter disgust

    Translations of Dimitri's ramblings:

    "women approach me 6 or 7 times a day"= women swerve, hide & turn the other way to avoid me 995 times a day...however my mom, sister & people in the service industry can't do that.

    " I'm very assertive.....passionate man" = I'm a total stalker...

    "Your friends were very jealous" = I had no idea your friends were laughing their asses off at me and felt sorry for you.

    " I'm Greek"= I'm A geek

    " I'm completely single"= I'm a complete ass

    " I'll be home all weekend working on a movie script"- I'll be home all weekend working on my match.com profile

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a total looser! I'm single as well but not hard up enough too fall for this arogant butt head's smooth talking (ha,ha,ha). Girls and guys (he may go both ways after all)!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is totally wrong and a complete idiot. All girls that believe that single is the way to go are women who are not able to keep relationships because they think too much of themselves.
    There are good men and good women out there.....you just need to give it a chance and it's pretty easy to stay away from guys like this because, if you have a minimum of intelligence and common sense, you recognize them instantly. This should not be about women against men, that would only make all our lives more miserable and if you are supporting this game, you are miserable too.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is a psychopath. ladies--be aware!! there are men like this who are out there!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    So, did she call by 3:00pm the next day? lol :))
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    So did most of you miss the comment that this is viral marketing for a comic strip to be released?
    Scroll back and you find the comments and the lnks to the Toronto real men's website, etc.. Check out comments by Jamie Smith for the links.

    Just another stupid, politically incorrect, comic strip like South Park..

    over 2 years ago Alastair Green liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hey Michael Pool I couldnt have said it better myself, Jamie is an even bigger freak for worshipping 'the prophet' lol what an ass!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I would've taken him up on his offer..... the ball is in MY court..... paybacks a bitch lol!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wtf.... Greek god Dimitri
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think I vomited in my mouth a little. I hope this guy realizes what I complete fool he made of himself!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I do agree with Dimitri, he's a real catch! Lol
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Look, some of you may think I'm a "freak" for following the teachings of Dimitri The Lover, but I tried every other seduction program on the market with ZERO RESULTS. Sure, The Prophet is a total narcissist and treats every woman he meets like a "slut". But, the man gets laid ... lots. I've seen him in action seducing women, literally within minutes of meeting them on the sidewalk, French kissing and feeling them up, using seductive words.

    Using what he taught me, within a matter of months I've gone from a sexless metrosexual wimp that used to spend tons of money on dinner whores, to a man that gets laid weekly, with different sexy women. Even though I am attractive, I was just too submissive to close the sale. Why not keep an open mind and join me at the next Toronto Real Men meeting? Here is a direct link to the topic:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_september_2009.html

    What have you got to lose? And the High Priestess of The Church of Dimitri of Latter Day Sluts actually comes to the meetings and will probably be there next week (she's a lesbian, but I think she's his girlfriend). I've talked to her (her name's Colette) and she's really sexy and sweet and totally enamoured over him.

    As for the voicemails, word about Dimitri The Lover's Hollywood documentary and the involvement of several of the Bruno/Borat production people is all over the net. He talks about it at the meetings. Don't believe me. Google it. How can anyone be so naive as to beleive that those voicemails are what they seem? The voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. They are a very clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I really think I met this guy... seriously.. ugh.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF.....he would have been one of those wife beaters or mental abusers or a stalker once you broke up with him.....it is good he showed his true colors from the start.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Her er denne gale mannen jeg snakket om Marte. Hør og få deg en god latter :)))
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL - what a "catch" this dude must be. wonder if he's seeing this online?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    is this real? LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWzl1fGyQhU&feature=related
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a douche. But then again, as mentioned by someone it seems this is fake. Still what an egomaniac.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL! i kinda would date this guy.. i mean he does it have imagination.. FREAAAAAAK! but thanks for making me laugh anyway.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He has issues.
    over 2 years ago Diane Charno liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I've heard a message similar to this last year from someone I know in San Fran. I wonder if its the same or its a different one from the same guy. That is crazy! What a guy..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Well, need I say more???
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Good gawd, if you have to tell someone you're a catch, YOU AIN'T! LOL.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my god..what an absolute prick..!!
    over 2 years ago MissChicGeek (Twitter) responded:
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    Wow. this guy is incrediable
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg!!!! he's psycho!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can you say "Narcissistic Personality Disorder?" If this is real, this guy is a sociopath.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    f****** freak! x your better of not replying, I`m not scared of Very much, but that takes it to a new level altogether! x
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Real or not; I think every single woman can say that they have meet someone this crazy.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    on behalf of men everywhere...women, I apologize.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!!!!!!!!! Yeah, there's clearly "nothing wrong" with this one.....can you say "KOO KOO 4 COO COO PUFFS"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!!!!!!!!! Yeah, there's clearly "nothing wrong" with this one.....can you say "KOO KOO 4 COO COO PUFFS"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The type of guy I would punch in the face
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh WOW now that was goood! ha ha ha ha!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I absolutely feel sooooooooooo...........sorry for the girl. If this guy can get a normal girl for a date, then I will jump off the building ^o^
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is what we call ONE STUPID DUMB HAOLE!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow.... he sounds like a sad sad guy. let's hope there aren't too many of people like him in the world... i think HE has psychological issues.. lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a douccchhhhbagggggg .....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF, What an Effing Douche Bag! Also...don't give your info to strangers, writing down fake numbers works a lot butter!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! This reminds me of fishing, I catch & release anything I don't want, Or isn't worthy of the catch. LOL.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm so happy my cousin Gry posted this link. It's the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. I needed a laugh.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Creepy....if he were a real "catch", he wouldn't have to proclaim himself as one. She should have given him the "rejection hotline" phone number. Maybe all single women should get business cards made with that number on it, just in case.
    That was funny
    over 2 years ago jennifer herrera liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMFG!! is this guy for real? He is either a stalker or another Ted Bundy!! what a loser!
    over 2 years ago kagari responded:
    kagari
    wat the fish seriously sociopath on the loose
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Serial KILLER!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is terrifying, absolutely unbelievable. Poor girl. I'd be changing my number really quickly! What the hell is wrong with that guy....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Too funny.... What a piece of work!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This makes me so happy to not be single!
    over 2 years ago charles000 responded:
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    Message for Dimitri -

    Basically, you're too stupid to exist in the real world, so why not do yourself and the planet a favor, and proceed to kill yourself, immediately.

    As the world population approaches 7 billion, there are simply way too many people, useless eaters, who have nothing of any value to offer, except that perhaps their corpse can be recycled as fertilizer, or as food for pets and farm animals

    And hey, just think, if you voluntarily remove yourself from the human population, I hear that there are rewards for such waiting for you . . . maybe 72 virgins to have fun with, or at least a care free existence up in the clouds

    So, forget your hopelessly futile sexual escapades, you have no future here, and proceed to kill yourself, immediately.

    And please, don't make too much of a mess.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    An example of why is is ROUGH out there as a single gal. lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy speaks for himself. Priceless...!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "if you are psicologically normal...(like me).....call me"! jajaja!!!. What a looser ....or a serial killer!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ladies... he's out there :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is actually real. This is not viral marketing. He was a doctor who was disbarred in 1992 for sexually assaulting patients, and now goes by Dimitri the Lover. He sells classes. He is a creep.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO, So glad I have my stud already!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW -- I have lots of friends from Toronto, gotta let them know. pretty creepy!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    And Jamila claims all the Good Guys are hard to find. Here is one Jamila. Dare to prove me wrong.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    *Ligger på gulvet og hikster av latter*
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a goon bafoon!! Freak!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my gosh. This guys is irritating. If this is whats out there, I'm screwed.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This can not possibly be for real. Can it? I mean he sounds like a future wife killer. Yiiiikes. Ladies BEWARE.
    over 2 years ago the ordinary life of bluechameleon responded:
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    Oh yes, and this is typical of my kind of luck. Good gawd...the man is a psycho bastard from hell!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a tool!!! hahah and he seems very "NORMAL"
    i guess theres some animals that can't be contained! rofl...whatch out single ladies ;)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow I'm speechless.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    When a control freak experiences love at first sight!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW.
    over 2 years ago _STFU_ (Twitter) responded:
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    Thats why I remain single. But I would call him just to meet him somewhere n beat the stuffin outta him.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think the comment about it being a Canadian area code was totally uncalled for... where do you get off? Do you hate Canadians? This obviously sick individual is certainly not representative of Canadian men at all. Most of them are very nice.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL. I love how he stays oh so calm while saying the most psychotic things. Only a crazy person would tell a complete stranger "here's how it's going to work"...I wont be long b4 he starts stalking her.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ughhhhhh!!! Talk about creepy! Love the 3pm deadline. What a freak!
    over 2 years ago Regina Walton responded:
    Regina Walton
    Wow. He's a piece of work and he sounds completely serious. At worst, her giving him her card was a passive-aggressive reaction to someone who is just aggressive and has not a lick of sense.

    Giving someone you don't know from Adam a deadline to call you because you're interested in them is just psychotic. I wish him luck finding the elegant doormat of his dreams.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO, this guy is a total freak!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a jerk!?
    over 2 years ago Jerry O'Connell responded:
    Jerry O'Connell
    ah-hahahahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Priceless! Lyssna på det här, det är hur apkul som helst - och lite spooky! :-D
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Jamie Smith, Shame no one seems to be reading your comment but an excellent marketing ploy!! The guy sounds like a proper arrogant d*ckhead, absolutely great. :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Omg!! thats takes the cake..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Um.. so true.. there are some weird guys out there... um...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is the man
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This audio has kept me entertained for the past week and it hasn't gotten old yet. Just the irony of someone so disconnected from reality yet so CONVINCED of their own greatness just floors me. His little follower? Meh, not so much.

    I don't know if it would entertain as a film as seeing any woman dumb enough to buy in to this nonesense would be just plain sad. Anything showing more than just Jamie showing up to his little talks would be flat out alarming. Possibly a good profiling tool however for law enforcement.

    It's pretty much the same old excuse. Any woman who can't live without me obviously has something wrong with them. Whatever helps you sleep (ALONE) at night, pumpkin. Sweet dreams and please, PLEASE leave more voicemails! Even if you have to cold call the phone book.

    over 2 years ago kimxoh (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    HAHA see what we have to deal with? freakin psychos!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He talks about psychological problems etc. even before he has not spoken to the poor woman. I really think that he should sign on to face book and face reality as to what type of person he is and that he should really seek psychiatric evaluation as this, in my opinion, is someone totally stuck on himself and out control of how to treat women and learn to understand what kind of person he has become and get over himself. Soooooo sad to hear someone who is beside himself. He must have some really sad issues.

    PS: I feel sorry for you. Get help. LOL

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a f*cking douchebag!!! And for you who think that there aren't people out there that act like this, there definatly are!! But most men don't start acting like that until a month or two after meeting. This guy is just a f*cking creep... I still have the goosebumps. I'm also very happy that I'm not single and don't have to deal with bullsh*t like this anymore!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    But most men don't start acting like that until a month or two after meeting?
    Elyse Smith are you the female version of this guy?
    over 2 years ago Todd F. responded:
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    Wow, what a nutjob. Hopefully he has been ID'd by Toronto PD, just in case....the best part is at the beginning, ".....believe it or not, I get approached by women 6 or 7 times a day...." Ya right!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    pretty sure this dude needs a good smack in the face and a kick in the balls....if he has any.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF...
    How is it possible to have such an ego??
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG! And he thinks girls respond to this! I'm running for the hills......
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a friggin' loser! An embarassment to Greeks to "brag" in that fashion! He's probably the loneliest guy in Toronto!! I certainly hope Olga missed his 3 o'clock dead line!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This can't be real!?!?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is a sicko
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hi, my name is Panos... i am single... i live in ...
    only kidding
    what an absolute tosser!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my god!!! is this guy for real?? what an idiot!! who does he think he is?? he needs therapy......
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Holy Shit! I love this guy it's like a sales pitch for a really desperate fucker. He really thinks he is the shit. I think I should go to toronto and kick his ass for making all of us look bad. On behalf of all men I apologize ladies. Well fellas if a girl acts stand offish towards you. Guys like this are why, that or you are a creepy lecherous sweaty lurker.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMGoodness! You guys can't blame him... Lol.. He's a real catch you know.. he doesn't know that he sounds like a complete idiot. As a matter of fact, I need his number!!! I can't let such a catch get away. LOL... NOT
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    shut up shelby. your pickup tactics are just as sad. trying to act like the sane, gentlemen, apologizing to all ladies for him. threatening to kick his ass. the guy has psychological issues himself.

    calling him sicko Sheila, only proves you have some issues to work out yourself.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    isn't there a single one of you that just feels sorry for the guy? what's wrong with you people?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yes, Dimitri, she didn't call you because her mother suddenly came down with cancer... That's it...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That guy is more than full of himself!! He's a capital JERK!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is just too funny, he sounds stupid, leave her a brief message for God's sake, not the story of your life.

    Dimwit!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Jaw to my chest t/o this whole thing. This isn't why women stay single, it's why HE's still single!! Holy Crap LMFAO.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Look out for this one single ladies..and let it be a word of warning to those single guys out there about how not to get yourself a girl. He clearly has issues!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Garsh, he sounds real smart.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Lol! Well At least it cant be said that dude is not confident in hisself albeit brazen but confident still.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If this wasn't fake...my thought was the long distance relationship was all in his mind and that as long as he stayed gone he was having one...but there are guys as well as women out there that actually like this!( I know. I dated one for a whole min or two...lol) otherwise this wouldn't be a topic to talk about on the internet.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Holy Cow! This one needs to be taught a good lesson!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Women approach him 6-7 times a day!? Probably because he works the information booth at Westfield Shopping Center. Olga, you have a deadline, 3pm Thursday afternoon. Remember, according to him, there's nothing wrong with him. If you weren't on meds already, you will be if he calls again.
    over 2 years ago lalapowers (Twitter) responded:
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    This guy sounds like he's on a job interview at first.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "It's me, Dimitri, the guy from the street." (where I stalk my victims)
    "I had to get out of there." (because they called the police)
    "Your friends were jealous." (at who won the wind sprint down the block)
    "I have no problem meeting women." (just ask my mother)
    "I make great money." (I live with my mother)
    "I'm great in bed." (I can't find my dick)
    "I'm working on a movie script." (I'm at home touching myself)
    "There's nothing wrong with me." (Mommy says so)
    "I normally don't call twice." (but you're restraining order was delayed)
    "That's very passive-aggressive." (because I'm an expert)
    "You should look that up." (while you're getting your number changed)

    Three words: BAT SHIT CRAZY

    over 2 years ago cantelope (Twitter) responded:
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    after having finished listening to that i feel like i need to beat up somebody... lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    They go by many names, "Village Idiot" being the most commonly used.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    I have to keep reminding people that these voicemails are VIRAL MARKETING for a Hollywood film about Dimitri The Lover being created by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. They are totally staged. Also, I reiterate the links I posted further up:
    Here is the web site for his anti-metrosexual group, the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.
    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com
    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:
    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s
    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes
    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU
    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw
    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q
    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Fantastic!!!! should'nt we just say thank you??? he is fantastic. he exists.. he maybe has some friends... ha maybe has even had a girl one day... ahahaha
    Fantastic!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I have never been so amused and scared at the same time. Suddenly I feel like "a catch". This guy is fascinating but I am slightly disturbed that he is canadian...........
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ew dude sounds like a creeper. Who the hell gives a deadline when someone calls you?? He's probably ugly as shit and that's why he had a long distance relationship that lasted over a year! He's what I'd like to call a ugly tool. Or douche. He makes me wanna chew bricks!!! Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    While I'm sure your mother brought you up to BELIEVE you are a catch Dimitri, you are a psycho-asshole! Stop harrassing the poor girl!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i know who this is!!!
    over 2 years ago theblackalbum responded:
    theblackalbum
    http://torontoist.com/2008/06/remember_dimitri_the_lover.php
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I don't know whether to laugh, cry or lock my door, LOL!!!! WOW, this guy is NUTS!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yep, just makes you want to go out and jump right into that dating pool! Lisa posted this earlier and I wanted to repost it so others could see it! A MUST hear!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He needs help,
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he's a mental case, he needs medication. URGENT!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is just so hilarious! "If you are mentally normal, call me. Otherwise, I'm not interested." Hahahahaha He's deluded!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    can you imagine dinner conversation with that guy? what a FREAK!!!
    over 2 years ago cupman31 responded:
    cupman31
    A year-long, long-distance relationship... let's hope she was in it for the phone messages.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW. What a fucking idiot
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow. didn't know there wee people out there so full of themselves.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Someones gotta get me this guys number... what a catch!!! LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my God, what a sicko, should be in a mental institution or maybe got out and should be put back..
    over 2 years ago kamikazix (Twitter) responded:
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    what a stud lol
    over 2 years ago meghanbeaudry (Twitter) responded:
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    There's a reason why this guy is "completely single"...just when you think it's over he KEEPS going. I can't stop listening to it, it just gets better and better...hahahahaha amazing.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    fake!fake!fake! OR run! run! run!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG! I hav drunk dialed girls and left nicer messages than that. this dude it a total TOOL!!!LMAO! i really cant believe there are douche bags like that out there. i feel soo bad 4 some of the $h*t women have to go through...that was to sad...i hope he changes his name...lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is just stupid
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    lol... OK I understand this guy is trying to be friendly but saying ur biography over the telephone is not the way to go!! LMAO... especially the second voicemail!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I love you creapy guy! Call mee, It is after three!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Guys, it is fake! Real man who stay behind it sells books on how to be successful with woman. Here more about him and Dimitry hoax: http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He is trying way too hard and if he were that interested in her he would work through her psychological problems with her. Whatever dude!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wait.....I know who this is....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    un-fuckin-real!! This douche needs a serious beatin...too funny.
    over 2 years ago pwatem (Twitter) responded:
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    that dude is crazy. he know he isnt a screenwriter
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That guy is a freak...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    .
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    holy crap. seriously, wow. what a tool. and it exists. yeah i'd say this would be a great reason to decide remain "single"...oh man. honestly, some people...phew.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he can really exist!ahahhahahah
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Listen up people, if you laugh and throw up at the same time you run the risk of chocking on your own vomits, like I did.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think this guy is my HERO! That bit about psychological probelms has to be the most endearing part. Hi-larious.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW. I think there is something WRONG w/him! LOL.
    I however do like that he "lays it on the table", as they say. I wish more guys wld. do that in a non-creepy, rude, coacky, too blunt/forward way!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahahaha!!! WTF? and she has psychological issues? lmao!
    over 2 years ago swts responded:
    swts
    Can you say PSYCHO!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Bawhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha.... That is soooooooo funny!! Some people are just so crazy, I have had some crazy guys but nothing like this..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Arrogantly desperate,... and he was just describing himself - psychologically troubled
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG. I think I work with either this man or one of his relatives!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    awesome.... how can she not call him back?lol the duuude is a total catch....he even said so himself...isn t that enough?:)))
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Aw, hell no. Someone is getting a restraining order
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHAHAHAA!!! Oh my LORD!!! WTF?!? He needs an education on what a catch is... geez!!! If that's what's "out there" then NO THANK YOU!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    THE VOICEMAILS ARE VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD FILM:

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    weirdo....scary!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think this is called Narcissism...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF, this is hilarious!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Anal much- A geek gone completely mad
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    to funny lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Run, don't walk if you ever get a voicemail like this!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow he is really crazy. that was hilarious though!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my goodness. Thank heavens I am married. I feel so bad for this guy, that he seriously thinks that is a turn on for women. Honesty yes. Psycho, HECK no.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    said...
    Oh my goodness. Thank heavens I am married. I feel so bad for this guy, that he seriously thinks that is a turn on for women. Honesty yes. Psycho, HECK no.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I've come across one of thoseee, watch out girls !
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ha ha ha. love it.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ha ha ha. love it.
    over 2 years ago Coco86 (Twitter) responded:
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    Omg that was insane! I am in awe, listened to it again and again!
    over 2 years ago Marissa Beck responded:
    Marissa Beck
    OHH favorite line: "...believe it or not I'm a complete catch." This is too much!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i am certain I would call this guy back, but not for any reason he'd be expecting. He needs the medication..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hope this post works! Ladies if you haven't heard this, you need to. Very funny!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    that's three minutes of my life i'll never get back... thanks a lot d-bag
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow this dude is seriously sad. Anyone that leaves that long of a voice mail is really freakin desperate
    over 2 years ago JTProductions3 (Twitter) responded:
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    BAHAHAHA! This is hillarious... smooth talkers beware!
    over 2 years ago bluefinch604 (Twitter) responded:
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    hilarious!!! That made my night :) check it out single ladies...
    over 2 years ago toziongoesi responded:
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    I give this guy two thumbs way up, How can any woman decline a self confidence guy like that. I flippen love the guy. If I was a chick I would be all over his tip. This is diffenitly a steal so ladies you all better stand in line. This guy rocks!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahhaha! quite a catch!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! What a loser. No wonder she did not call him back! This is NOT normal....even for the Greek!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    you have to listen to this
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG..now that is one person who seriously needs medical help. That was torturous. He was single only for 4 months but sad that he will now be single for the rest of his life.....That is the best way to ward off women I think!!!
    over 2 years ago tightbriefs responded:
    tightbriefs
    Sounds genuine, but could quite easily have been scripted by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant (The Office, Extras).
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow.. he cant be for real..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    :P
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is by far the funniest jerk to listen to!!! lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Sounds like he has narcissistic personality disorder.....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Are you kidding me? DUDE get a life!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Mahaha...too funny!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    mahaha....to funny.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Believe it or not...."There's nothing wrong with me" LOOOOL - nothing wrong...Here's my ultimatum
    Maybe he needs to look up passive-aggressive himself
    Someone needs professional help - and it's not Olga!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's a catch!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This must be, uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the funniest message I ever heard and hopefully will hear.. This guy is a classic :-)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I knew there was a reason why i am still single...LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ummm...WOW.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dimitri, Please assume all Women of the World are Passive aggressive and Full of Mental problems and move on. Go do you crazy act for the other sex, cause you not welcomed "Mr.Catch"!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i don't see what all of you are talking about....i thought he was rather charming. i'd do him.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OH I LOVE IT *** laughing and clapping and laughing and clapping and laughing and clapping *** What an @R$$ !!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ............ WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HIS MOTHER DID TO HIM ????? HA HA HA HA . ................. I LOVE IT !! Tyler, you should definitely get back into the dating world as fast as you can..... QUICK cause I could use a good laugh like that from time to time :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG - What a freaking psycho. Hahahaha....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is hilarious! What a psycho
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I wish I was elegant enough for Dimitri.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG, Seriously, Its psycho's like him that keep us ladies Single!! GOD help us all if hes not locked up.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Sometimes I'm very happy that I'm married.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Det er sånn det bør gjøres ja.....hahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!!! Scary! I don't know what this guys problem is but I sure bet it's hard to pronounce!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!!! Scary! I don't know what this guys problem is but I sure bet it's hard to pronounce!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOLL..
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago DanapronouncedD (Twitter) responded:
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    Wow. This is EXACTLY why I'm single. I attract douchebags like this guy or total pussies. Ugh. Gross.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is awesome. Talk about balls. He knows what he wants and is putting it out there. It's just too bad women play games and are scared of anything outside the walls of those games. He does ramble a bit too much. I'd say this would be more appropriate for an actual conversation. Nevertheless this guy is my hero.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is scary!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is an old clip; I heard this almost 2 years ago on WMMR
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    the only thing this guys has going for him is persistance. he sounds like a complete tool, and will be lucky to find a fish that loves him. WOW
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW... who's seen the movie "Swingers"... if not, check this link out:

    http://vodpod.com/watch/274003-swingers-mikey-phone-call

    "... this is Mikey!"

    over 2 years ago generalapatton (Twitter) responded:
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    HAHAHAHAHA! I so have this saved in my voice mail from....yeah, details details. Don't be this guy. And PLEASE if you don't leave 2nd messages then DON'T leave 2nd messages. It's kind of a sign that you should GO AWAY!!!! Gross!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is hysterical. Is this guy for real???? Talk about passive-aggressive. If you want a great laugh listen to this guy.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Seriously???? What an idiot! LOL The only girls interested in someone like him have SERIOUS issues...if not before the first date, they would after it! Oh my!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I guess he's not intelligent after all.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He sounds like a lawyer - this is why I never did date a lawyer even though I am one myself!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Such an idiot!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's kidding right!?!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i want to saw off this blokes head and feed it to his hamster..search for the seed of the sperm that produced him so i can put together a crack SAS team and wipe out all previous and future siblings of this freak of nature so i can be leader of the world/universe and not him....help mummy my bottoms on fire!!!! oh no .....pants split
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think it is really sad that these men have the need to assert themselves so agressively and out themselves on a pedestal. What a dickhead! The saddest part is that know from personal experience that they are real.
    over 2 years ago Oliver Beattie liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an absolute tonsil!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is a real MALAKA! What a dumb fuck, I can't beleive he said that he is Greek. I am shucked. What a Palio Malaka!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is a real MALAKA! What a dumb fuck.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Totally hilarious, i bet the poor girl thought she'd really missed out on something amazing!!!!!
    over 2 years ago whateva responded:
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    it's just marketing to capture all your data.
    over 2 years ago mysterymethod responded:
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    Lol! You know what’s even sadder than the actual recording, it’s all of the people who have posted replies. So far we have had what looks like a load of copy and paste messages from different people saying “this guy is sad… he is a freak” (very original people) and people going as far as saying this guy deserves to die! Lol, you people need to get out more.

    Also you need to get off your high horses and quit judging othes. Sounds like the people on here fit into 1 of 3 main categories:

    1) Single ladies (single through choice? You’re convincing no one ;-) )
    2) Girls who have a guy (but who is a loser, not a real man… as a result the girl in question has the same insecurities as the above “single through choice” lot)
    3) Guys desperately seeking approval from the girls on here by slagging the guy in the recording off and even apologising on his behalf! Pmsl

    Guys – quit kissing ass. If you’re desperate to get laid you need to be alpha. Girls don’t want subservient guys, they don’t know what they want, they need to be told.

    The girl who gave out her number didn’t have to do so. She gave it out to get rid of him? Bulls***! She could have just said “go away”. She gave out her number in the hope the guy would call her, that’s the truth!

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m not siding with the guy in the recording, but I’m not gonna judge him either cos I’m not perfect (although people keep telling me I am ;-) )

    The guy tried and maybe messed up in a big way with his voicemails, but he tried. That makes him more of a man than all of the guys who posted on here criticising and who probably just stare whenever they see an attractive woman cos they don’t have the balls to approach.

    Ladies, you can complain all you want about guys approaching you, but it’s what you’re begging us to do each time you spend ages on your hair or applying all that make up. I love you for it cos you make the world go round, but please, stop pretending you’re upset about this. The girl who received the messages was upset? Oh yeah, that’s why she wanted to tell the whole world.

    Now…. any of you people who are so wonderfully secure with your lives and who are without fault can feel free to cast the first stone

    Here endeth the lesson… and don’t thank me, I’m just doing my job ;-)

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy sounds like a very dangerous sociopath. Olga should be grateful if, as he threatens, he never contacts her again.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!!! BIG, BIG LOSERRRRRR!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I am still histericaly laughing, crying!!! call it what u will!!! I really do hope I will never meet him or anyone like this freak!!! LOL
    over 2 years ago aaron_golbeck (Twitter) responded:
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    This is too flawless, is too articulate about the elements of crazy to be real. It would be plausible if it were more subtle. Very true there are real people like this, but they are rarely self-aware enough to lay it all out so succinctly.

    Still so funny though.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OH! Canada! So that's where the freak who thought he had a relationship with me for a year moved to!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS IS HILARIOUS... I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING!! Hey where are the women like that.. i would love to here them on an answering machine. He sounds so desperate...ROTFLMAO!!
    over 2 years ago esl_is_king (Twitter) responded:
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    This guy is the definition of the words Douchebag and tool
    over 2 years ago eD! Thomas liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow...if this guys Mother is still living, I've got money on her moving back to Greece and becoming a hermit until her passing.

    That dude has lips marks all over the mirror in his bathroom and I'm thinking forensic tests would confirm them to be his own!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHA, this is funny, thanx Bradley
    over 2 years ago Suzi Hendrick - Berg responded:
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    Too funny! Dilusional! Definitely does NOT make me look forward to dating to know there are actually people like that walking around in their own little worlds where they believe they are the lord and master. Hilarious if you are in a healthy relationship. Scary as hell if you are thinking of dating again!! I'm going back into my shell now.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    Hello:

    Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Firstly, read this link …

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

    Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    J.

    One more thing ... the voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. Pretty clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him, huh?

    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wtf? why are people so weird?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a dork! No wonder he is still single!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "Theres nothing wrong with me... so im giving you a 3 oclock deadline..." Wow, I couldn't make this statement more ironic and perfect if I made it up myself!!! Comedic genius and its an actual person!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I hope he finds out about this blog and his phone calls being broadcast all over the world--he deserves it for being such an ASS!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i think your number lost after the first message. get a clue
    over 2 years ago cwsuacpa responded:
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    toronto real men???? seriously??? when does the circle jerk start? are all canadians like this? i've met a few and they seemed pretty normal, but this is actually scary. i would say you idiots have been in too many hockey fights, but i don't think you're man enough to a) play hockey or b) fight. maybe they were snowball fights. i would please beg for one favor from each and every one of you morons........DON'T PROCREATE. we don't need more jackases like you in the world.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG This man is CREEPY! The first voice mail was weird but the second one screams future stalker!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    GOD!!! Are You Kidding Me!! THAT Is Hilarious!!
    over 2 years ago chooji (Twitter) responded:
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    http://www.cpso.on.ca/docsearch/details.aspx?view=1&id=%2059651
    He was a doctor who had his license revoked because he probably behaved the same way with his patients.
    over 2 years ago D H liked this post.
    over 2 years ago Teresa_Thomas (Twitter) responded:
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    What a catch. I wish I could have heard his entire number so I could give him a call. Oh...no, wait, I'm on a bunch of meds so I guess I wouldn't stand a chance. This is the best laugh I've have in a long time.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    that was horrible lol
    over 2 years ago Andrew Meyer liked this post.
    over 2 years ago Arthur Chang liked this post.
    over 2 years ago toddmsmith26 (Twitter) responded:
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    what's even more disturbing is that some woman gave him her business card! he had to be just as screwed up in person as he was on the phone! some of the craziness has to be put on her as well, what was she thinking?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is one of the funniest things I have heard in quite some time! Some people are so self-righteous.
    over 2 years ago Jeronathon Angeles responded:
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    Horrible or not, he was sounded confident in what he was saying.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    FAG BAG!! Need I say more?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Absolutely classic, he had to be Greek
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a kook!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!!
    OMG TWYLA WTF !!!! lol LMAO LOL! whts with this dude..
    over 2 years ago KLfaux (Twitter) responded:
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    I swear to god I saw this guy on Dr Phil. Not joking. he really is like this
    over 2 years ago amorey614 liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    DOUCHE BAG, HEY WAD E DO ,COMB HIS HAIR WID A FUKIN SHOE
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my god...the second message is so hilarious! Maybe next time he should pick up a shrink and get a business card from her....then make himself an appointment or something
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG, what a douche!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow just wow. speechless. wow.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm so posting this on my blog.
    I want to make people laugh and start a wonderful Saturday.
    oh boy...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    mhhhh....lol....what a prick
    over 2 years ago GotitasDeAgua (Twitter) responded:
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    OMG!!! Passive Aggressive Personality Disorder, guess my Psych professors forgot to teach me that one LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy sounds like he went through The Pick-Up Artist's, Mystery's class in Austin, TX. Seriously...did you notice how he said a couple of times, "There is nothing wrong with me?" ROFL!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Obviously the things this guy says are ridiculous, absurd, egocentric, and delusional. But don't you think that anyone who acts this way must feel really bad deep down inside - really insecure, vulnerable, and lonely, beneath the crazy facade and all the BS on the surface? So what do we do about it? Tear him to pieces, kick him while he's down, and make a laughing stock out of him on the internet? What does that solve? Do you think that's going to make him nicer, friendlier, or more in touch with reality? More likely it's going to make him feel like shit and send him deeper into his hole. And the reason he acts that way is probably because he gets treated like shit so often. He needs help. He needs understanding and respect. That's what any of us would want if we were in his shoes. And you get what you give.
    P.S. Do any of you remember the song "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls? Maybe that's how he feels...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkRcGV4Tpys
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    And if this is fake, then yeah, I guess it's pretty clever. But there are people out there who are really like this and we should think about how we treat them.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMGoodness... This is for all you married women out there who can't seem to figure out why I can't find a guy... these are the weirdo's that are out there!! LISTEN. too funny
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Real or fake - I'm still giggling
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yeahhhhh baby This guy is Hilarious!!!
    I FEEL YOU THOUGH MAN, That Stankin' Bitch !
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    You gotta hear this
    over 2 years ago biorhythmist liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    One word for that........SCARY
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    now, it this is what guys 'think', only 'think' not say, then they shouldn't be dated!!!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Firstly, read this link …

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

    Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    J.

    One more thing ... the voicemails are just viral marketing for the film I describe above. You can tell because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. Pretty clever way for a narcissist to get the whole world to chat about him, huh?

    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    over 2 years ago yayahenry responded:
    yayahenry
    the first guy is smooth but the other guy is an ass hole,they both spoke to long.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    First of all, it's the same guy!! Second,asshole is one word and it's too long, not to long. And third, you totally missed the point.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    All my girlfriends have to listen to this! When we were single, we all met guys like this freak. SO FUNNY!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha poor guy's mentally unstable
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    self-asborbed much?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    o_O OMG!!!! I can't believe there are guys like that out there!!!! He completely ruined it and on top of it insulted her to the max!!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is one to remember forever
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg, wtf? All I could think was this guy is really creepy. I like him to other egocentrics like Scott Peterson. I just pictured a date with this guy and if you said one thing he didn't like then you might find yourself tied up in his trunk and later disposed of up the river. He is scary!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is surreal! This guy must be a psychopath!
    over 2 years ago jem928 responded:
    jem928
    LOOOOssERRR..LMAO!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is this freakin for real? Do people really say crap like that? OMG I am so glad I'm married and don't have to fear for my freakin life because of freaks like that!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahaha what a tool... he should look that up toooooooooool
    over 2 years ago christy kilgore liked this post.
    over 2 years ago RenePeres (Twitter) responded:
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    That was INSANE. "You have cancer" ?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    You can't make this sh-- up..Unbelievable..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    thats kinda creepy
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    advertising stunt or not. what does it matter. fact is that no body tells them (the followers of mr. know it all)) that there is a fundamental difference between assertive and predaceous behaviour and what is the most important that only a woman has the right to decide where the fine line between those two is. PERIOD.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh myyyyy goddddd do guys like that really exist unbelievable i am actually kinda speechless how do u respond to a freak like that, guess being married does have its advantages
    over 2 years ago moone33 responded:
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    He's got to be either gay or impotent. If he has not already tried to kill a woman my guess is that he certainly will try or succeed at some point. If this is a promo for a movie.... GREAT marketing scheme! Actually it's brilliant!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think that I met this guy on the streets of Chico one night...remember Chris? And you had to get rid of him for me. LMAO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Seriously??? I've been single a lot of years and NEVER ran into any man so boldly arrogant, obnoxious and obviously suffering from serious control issues! OMG!
    over 2 years ago gfried responded:
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    does anyone else think it must have been a prank?
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    THESE

    VOICEMAILS

    ARE

    FAKE

    VIRAL

    MARKETING

    HOAXES

    **********PROOF**********

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Arrogant, asshole, and annoying...the 3 a's a single woman like myself stays away from...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG! What a FREAK show! Proof positive that there are worse things than spending a Saturday night alone!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I can't stop laughing. What's wrong being single, now you know why !!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my!! no wonder she didn't answer his phone calls!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He makes me have anxiety.... and if any one ever tells you that nothing is wrong with them....then usually something is VERY wrong with them!
    over 2 years ago emilylovesu responded:
    emilylovesu
    OMG, d-bag! he thiks he's so appealing, but he doesn't sound like it. He sounds like a total looser, Capital L looser.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This just makes me smile. . . what an amazing freak. Do you think he was for real or it was all just to make us laugh. It doesn't really matter, does it. . . sigh, it just makes me feel warm, fuzzy and so much more sane than him. . . and that is all that us single girls want, to be more sane than the asshole that calls us! ;)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a complete nutter....I think he might be single for a while.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I am so glad to be happily married.. especially because of fools like this!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    does anyone know if lorena bobbit got remarried?? i think they'd be a perfect match!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF, Dimitri is my hero lol..."I'm a complete catch..." Did he mean 'catch and kill' type?
    over 2 years ago b1gdamnhero (Twitter) responded:
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    oh dear lord. what a douchebag. no other term for it. this is why men have such a generally scummy rep.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HILARIOUS!!..i think the guy is a total loner
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    You guys have to see this, tooooo FUNNY!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    EXCERPT FROM THE NEXT MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT:

    "So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “AWAKEN AND ULEASH THE DOUCHEBAG WITHIN!” It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on how to identify women who have AWAKENED their “INNER SLUT” by carefully observing their “SLUT WALK” and “SLUT GAIT”, and how to LEGALLY RAPE THEM INTO SUBMISSION and eventual SEXUAL ENSLAVEMENT using your MIND rather than your body, then slowly escalate up to physical groping, without ever breaking the law. He will also discuss what patented approach lines to use, customized to each type of vulnerable slut. He will teach you how to identify which variety of slut is least likely to have a negative reaction (or contact the authorities) when one forcibly gropes or slaps her big juicy ass. This meeting is ideal for men who want to overcome shyness and approach fears."

    The announcement itself:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    As mentioned earlier, voicemails are viral marketing for a film:

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    over 2 years ago SecretDiary (Twitter) responded:
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    Very, very funny :)
    over 2 years ago alexpl411 (Twitter) responded:
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    UM. wow. that is crazy.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Really funny!!
    over 2 years ago dustbury (Twitter) responded:
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    It's guys like this that make me wonder if maybe the human race shouldn't be allowed to die off.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    radio station? no, police? yes
    over 2 years ago MigTavares (Twitter) responded:
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    LOLOL! What is going on here?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This Man is crazy, or he is a SPOOOOOOOOOOOKY
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy need help come on now.. and he is weird glad i am married lol i would have told him to bug off can we say STALKER!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    class act, this guy ain't a stalker, he says so himself (deletes her number).
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Huff, for et kryp..! Listen to this guy and your world seems a lot better already, HA-HA!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Kemmereraccording to the story, he wasn't doing a good job of hitting on him. She should have given him the respect of a call back after his first call to say she wasn't interested. In addition, how rude of her to have his private comments played on the radio and the internet. This is no one elses business and her goal was to embarass him. He may be an idiot (which I think he is), but she rude and needs to rethink her own values.
    over 2 years ago kimrizzo responded:
    kimrizzo
    This is hilarious!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The douche KING of douches.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I have never in my borne days, sounds like a guy that wrote to me on an internet dating site and said he was doing interviews in New York for beautifuul, elegant women only and you had to send a full length pic of yourself and a page describing why he should pick you for a short list of 20 women who he will fly to New York to interview. I wonder why he is still on the site! lol!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Douchey ass-clown. And that's going easy on him...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Holy cow, HILARIOUS
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Sounds like the man DOES have issues!
    To the tune of Desperado
    DES-PER-ATION...
    Oh won'tcha call me I'm horny...
    But don't play no games now, ... Read More
    cause I might freak...
    You better call me,
    or I'll lose your number,
    oh to think I've been nookie-less for a whole week!!
    ROFLOL!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If you're on any medications...I'm not interested. LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If anyone wants to know what someone with a clinical narcissistic personality disorder sounds like, this is it. I am sure he will never understand that he might not be the greatest "catch" in Toronto or even the world. But if this recording gets around too much a major network will probably center a reality TV show around him.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is too funny! I know Greek men, who could have left this message!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    it's just publicity to get famous. You can't leave a message for that long. It is funny as heck though. Eky!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    holy shit ill tell ya this guy needs to get a fucking life!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    poor guy. Unable to function with the world. Also, he had a relationship of any kind ever?
    over 2 years ago mahonebone (Twitter) responded:
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    This guy is a genius of comedy! It should be in a Woody Allen movie. Too friggin funny,but scary that this idiot is serious. WOW!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! Poor guy- no wonder he's been single for the past 4 months! He has no idea of how to really communicate.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a douche. If the girl does have an anxiety disorder.....its because of HIM.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is the definition of delusional! :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "Believe it or not, but I am single".... Oh I believe, I really believe...scary mofo this dude...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hilarious... however on a serious note,I think rather than Dimitri saying 'I am a real catch' he should have said 'I am a REAL TWAT'
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    EXCERPT FROM THE NEXT MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT:
    "So the theme of our next TORONTO REAL MEN meeting is “AWAKEN AND ULEASH THE DOUCHEBAG WITHIN!” It will feature Dimitri The Lover lecturing for 3 solid hours on how to identify women who have AWAKENED their “INNER SLUT” by carefully observing their “SLUT WALK” and “SLUT GAIT”, and how to LEGALLY RAPE THEM INTO SUBMISSION and eventual SEXUAL ENSLAVEMENT using your MIND rather than your body, then slowly escalate up to physical groping, without ever breaking the law. He will also discuss what patented approach lines to use, customized to each type of vulnerable slut. He will teach you how to identify which variety of slut is least likely to have a negative reaction (or contact the authorities) when one forcibly gropes or slaps her big juicy ass. This meeting is ideal for men who want to overcome shyness and approach fears."

    The announcement itself:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    As mentioned earlier, voicemails are viral marketing for a film:

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    We got a lot of Player haters here ;)
    over 2 years ago rootadesigns (Twitter) responded:
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    Check out http://www.zazzle.com/jroota for some hilarious t-shirts.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he is gay for sure~
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He thinks he is a catch....he is a FOOL!!! the bible says that a fools says in his heart their is no God.....If the girl was interesting she would not given his her business card he would have given him a REAl NUmber. watch out for this guy he is on medication!!!
    over 2 years ago jcervantes28 (Twitter) responded:
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    lol...it's funny that most comments here are from girls :p
    over 2 years ago danette (Twitter) responded:
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    ROFL, its just scary that there are people like that our there!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my word...what a total nutcase,i guess its true when they say people who are psychotic dont actually realize they are !!!
    over 2 years ago Tim Pratt liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Haha, that can't be for real...there's gotta be a room full of guys laughing while he's on the phone.
    over 2 years ago Naimul Huq liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is some funny funny stuff!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I think this is not necessarily the reason some girls stay single, but the reason some girls say they are NOT single when they really are! lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    freakkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO... smooth operator.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTERS the nerv of this douch bag he sounds like serial killer and if he was catch he wouldnt have to say and try so hard ewwwwwl. Am I the only one but that shyt just gave me the creeps and a panicky feeling .....Red Flag Stalker ALERT !
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

    Also, here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

    Here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

    We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Finally, here are some Dimitri The Lover clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow how scary and creepy. lol if he was such a "catch" he wouldn't have to brag about it. [weirdo]
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "What an egotistical TOSSER"!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    my god... what a dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow!! She missed out... on a psychopath!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHAT ???!!! that guy he my hero. He don't joke about this stuff. Straight to the point, girls, can you handle that ?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG this guy is a complete TOOL! It makes me wonder if he honestly thought this girl was gonna call him back. What a moron!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL this guy has got the be the biggest blow ass winner i have ever come across, im speachless lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Viral marketing or not (as someone wrote above) I would better stay single before accepting an invitation like that...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    its Dimitri the Lover. http://bit.ly/3cN1fx he is a loser.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Welcome to Toronto Ladies! Funny thing is there are tons of guys in the city with that mentality... the only thing is they don't get caught on tape talking about how great they are and how lucky YOU are to be approached by them. I want to know who the “mentally ill” women he dated before are... I wonder if his previous long distance relationship was between himself and REALITY. What a tool.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! I am rarely speechless...maybe cuz I cant stop laughing at this idiot!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He could actually turn this into a postive and make a lot of money by taking this act on the road. It would actually be one of the funniest comedian acts around if he did this on stage in front of an audience.

    Hey Toolio, it sounds like you are a real catch, single, good in bed, etc. You've obviously got everyone convinced, just read all the comments. But if you are out their and happen to read this: Take my advice, go into comedy and put some $$ in your pocket. You will bring down the house with those voicemails.

    over 2 years ago sharonrosesamuel responded:
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    My god jus chk out the flyer he hands over to girls who don care abt that idiot........
    Only God can save the girls!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OH EM GEE This guy is crazy!!!! "if yoru on any psyche medication dont call me" wtf is that? you can tell hes desperate.. why limit your self if your so desperate for an "Elegant" woman
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG,I wouldnt return his call either.Sounds a little too controlling and a wimp on top of it.Those are the ones to watch out for,bad tempers..,Hey Dimitri,you are a legend in your own mind!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is scary...Wow, "I AM a catch" Creep.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG What a wack job. Can we say disturbed? I think so. Too high on yourself bud.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It's pretty funny even if it is a hoax. There are men like this out there....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Too funny, rather real or not.!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a creepy guy! He actually reminds me of a single guy that approached me once! They are out there ladies, be aware!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is so good!!! Thanks Cousin Sandy for sending it out!! What a great phone message!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Awsome. This guy is my personal hero now! [NOT!]
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!! GIrl---dont walk run!!!!!!! What a freakn pyscho!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is the s*it.....so FUN! Where was he when I was single and guy bashing in bars???? Dang that dude would have been soooo much fun to screw with.....Thanks for sharing Danny LMFAO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is truly unbelievable! Listen through the whole thing...so worth it for a good laugh.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ew! He's so disgustingly sure of himself... you MUST listen!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It amazes me that guys like this get laid, or maybe not. What an ass!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHOA! Single ladies BEWARE!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg i guess his dating game went bad, this guy is an a$$.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm a guy and I'm fucking embarrassed!?!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a complete A hole .... he goves blokes a bad name girls don't listen to him
    over 2 years ago thess888 (Twitter) responded:
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    I'd rather get shot in the head!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy puts the "douche" in "douchebag"!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is a Sociopath!!! Seriously??
    It was kind of funny but poor girl.....she did the right thing!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is just tooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a complete idiot and a moron!!!!!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people. Let me explain. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    too funny!! HAA
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm just a sucker for a "partickler" guy! I can't believe she didn't call him back!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This really does explain why women choose to stay single!!! You MUST listen to this- I PROMISE you will laugh your ass off at this arrogant ass!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    buhahahahaha!!!
    over 2 years ago hahaha responded:
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    As bug Bunny would say, "What an ultra Maroon!"
    over 2 years ago Dave Merwin liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hi from all the way in nz we recently had a murder trial over here. the murderer- clayton wetherston, a supposed interlectual, stabbed his girl friend over 200 times, i think he would get on very well with your friend here maybe they should get together uuuggghhhh im glad i am married i am only worried about my kids out there
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is seriously one of the funniest things i've ever heard! you have to listen!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is what happens when a mother loves her son too much...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a f***in creeeperrrr
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    PSYCHO!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO THIS FOOL. THANK GOD I AM NOT SINGLE!!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THIS MORON CALLED YOU AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE.........
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omigawd!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Thank god there are men like this, less I have to compete with, show how much of a jerk he is right up front and the girls don't have to wait to find out.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Miss Biscuso - you must listen to this ASSHAT! Reminds me a little of Vulva Boy and some of your horror stories!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is why I am still single after all these years OMGosh!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow....just...wow....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Future husband right here ladies!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Are these the lines from the book- How not to pick up girls ?
    over 2 years ago swansong responded:
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    Oh this guy has serious psychological problems: see below taken from www.jezebel.com

    Well, over the course of a day Dimitri the creep behind a couple fake-seemingly funny voicemails revealed himself to be Dimitri the douchebag with disciples, who revealed himself to be Dmitri a.k.a. James Sears. And yeah, if all the "there's nothing wrong with me" talk on his voicemail wasn't a red enough flag for you, maybe the 1986 concern of the military psychiatrist who evaluated him during his enlistment in the Canadian Army that there was "something seriously wrong" with him is? But don't take it from those shrinks; his psychiatric evaluation when he went to med school states that he got drunk and high on call, made "numerous random and obsessive telephone calls" to women during which he would (only sometimes) jerk off, and was generally immature and narcissistic — but not enough to deny him a medical license.

    Maybe they didn't know about the mace, stun gun and EMPTY HAND GRENADE CANISTERS cops reported finding in his room after he tried to enter a female officer's dorm? Anyway, he failed to "grow up" much, spending his residency masturbating six or seven times a day at work and garnering complaints from female patients, one of whom finally pressed sexual assault charges, to which he pled guilty and got out of practicing medicine. So he could work as a "medical investigator" offering a second opinion on... SEXUAL HARRASSMENT SUITS.

    http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations

    I find it very disturbing that as his bizarre lapdog/disciple Jamie keeps saying his website promotes 'legal rape' - what sort of psycho would use terms like 'legal rape' - just goes to show what kind of inhuman attitude they have towards women.

    I know some guys need help approaching women, and that is fine. But these guys who see all women as targets with the end game just being sex are living a very shallow life and will never see the rewards of a proper loving relationship. They are sad unattractive men, who girls at school shunned as they were ugly or had no personality and so when they get older see sex as the end game as they never had any play when they were young.

    over 2 years ago swansong responded:
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    Jesus it gets worse - I have gone from laughing at a tape of a delusional idiot obsessed with picking up women to scared that this psychopath who was stripped of his medical license for sexual assault is running these pick up women classes and idiot men are actually taking his advice

    http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11

    "He calls himself a doctor. But James Sears is no doctor. He was stripped of his license to practice more than a decade ago after being criminally convicted of sexually assaulting female patients.

    A victims' advocate who sat through Sears' disciplinary hearing is horrified at the thought of a man convicted of sexual assault looking at womens' medical histories

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'd say that's a pretty good 'case in point' reason why not to "finally give in and handout a business card with your hand phone number on it."
    :)
    over 2 years ago Brian Sexton responded:
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    I don't know if http://www.myspace.com/greekdimitri214 is really the same Dimitri, but to see the large version of a picture on a MySpace profile, just get the URL of the small version and change the "m" at the beginning to "l". For example, http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/46/m_4e44caca3d1a48babf15119eacb848e6.jpg becomes http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/46/l_4e44caca3d1a48babf15119eacb848e6.jpg and there's a better look at a man who seems to fancy himself a very charming gentleman.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is he giving an interview or something over the phone, it all sounds way too formal to be just a friendly person?
    But hey he's got a PERFECT personality...so that rules out him being a human right?
    over 2 years ago Gail Bandy responded:
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    The sad thing is...This man really thinks he's a catch! What a JERK he is. He's extremely controlling and sounds like a dictator that would beat women. Stay clear of him.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
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    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."

    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Psychotic - the symptoms are there.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I am a good lover and you are elegant. Check Dimitri on youtub Looks like the king of narcissist to me. As a man i feel sorry for our gender
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is great!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Seriously this guy is the one with issues!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ladies, check out this little gem...I couldn't stop laughing!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    DOUCHE of the year!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Jamie Smith- Firstly, you might be "seducing" women all the time, but they are either 1) desperate, 2) drunk or 3) willing and ready to give a jackass like you an incurable STD. What makes me sad is that there are men out there (like you) who think that all women care about or need is sex, money and a manly man to make them happy.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It just makes me love my husband that much more!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    how not to do things.
    over 2 years ago Forsthe (Twitter) responded:
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    HAHAHAHAAHHAAH this guy is sad, but funny as hell. WoW. I love it. He reminds me of a friend I went to school with, creeeeeeeeepy. I wonder when he will figure it out.
    over 2 years ago marcantonia (Twitter) responded:
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    Wow... What a catch.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Real or Fake, I think it's pretty pathetic. Anyone who gives this idiot a dime for a class or a movie is sick!
    over 2 years ago Rachieheather (Facebook) responded:
    He is out there girls :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is about the funniest thing I've heard in awhile!! Hahaha! Amazing how crazy guys can be!
    over 2 years ago Calderon08 (Twitter) responded:
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    LOL what a freak
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, some people are so out there in there own world.... It's amazing...
    over 2 years ago jewelshepard responded:
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    Gawd! This sounds like a nicer version of my ex-bf Doug Krintzman (you can find him on facebook - fun dude, gals... the kind of guy who not only did the above... but everything else. Lying was his speciality...didn't know it until, I found out way too late. But heck, I got lots of fun material out of him) Here is a Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwQgyWBmGAg
    and the follow up to his fun message... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8wk6PrBQWc&feature=related and yet another follow up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_eSJRTHYI&feature=related
    over 2 years ago Rachel_Levine (Twitter) responded:
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    Dimitri,
    I have no idea how I got through life without you up to this point. You are myd ream man. I am good in bed and a real catch. I am elegant and I don't usually write to passive aggressive men with psychological problems. But, in this case, I will make an exception. I am here with my entire history of science class and we think you are really special and would like to invite you as a subject of study. You perhaps could be one of our projects on mating rituals of the Torontonian male. I wish you the best of luck and it is too bad it would be a long distance relationship between us. In fact, if you moved here, I would have to move again to ensure such a situation persisted.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what the waffle!?? this guy is the shizz..!! who's got the guts to actually shit like this?!! yup this guy..! LMAO!! this guy is too funny! he should be a stand up comedian! foreall!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what the waffle!?? this guy is the shizz..!! who's got the guts to actually do shit like this?!! yup this guy..! LMAO!! this guy is too funny! he should be a stand up comedian! foreall!
    over 2 years ago kas212 responded:
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    wow i think im gona call...he sounds PERFECT!
    over 2 years ago kas212 responded:
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    JAJAJAJAJ i gotta a hundred betten his long distance girl never met him in person..was just looking for a visa...and broke it off herself! jajajaja...dam i wud be scared and im a dude- lol
    over 2 years ago kas212 responded:
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    balls in my court...any dude calls any my sisters with some bull ish like that...id lay his retarded no girl getten self out! oh...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG it's my dream man . . . . YIKES!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    and i thought ive met some wacky dudes!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is hilariously HORRID!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMFAO!!! He is a not job!!!! can't stop lmao!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMFAO!!! He is a not job!!!! can't stop lmao!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    DUDE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S THE ONE NEEDING PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is F****** CRAZY!
    over 2 years ago sex god responded:
    sex god
    What the FUCK!!! Take my messages down immediately! This was something I left on a girls phone who said she was interested in me. This is a private message. You all need psychiatric help.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i left my girlfriend who is now my wife the same exact message.I only gave her a 5 hour deadline though,this guy was generous........YA......This jackass will be leaving that message when he is 80..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Relax Romeo!!! lol What a douche!
    over 2 years ago rahulmadan (Twitter) responded:
    Pirtate_normal
    dimitri..you are a jerk-off!
    over 2 years ago CascadeCleaning (Twitter) responded:
    Mya_and_dad_sandpoint_8-06_normal
    What a FREAK? Stocker Boy...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's giving a bad rep to Greek men and more so, men in general. He is a psychotic idiot!
    over 2 years ago Curtis Weir liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!! there are really freaky people out their, ladies be aware !!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG! Ridiculous! LOL! He is nuts!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my this fella need prayer!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMGoodness this fella needs much prayer!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a Spaz.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    bwahhahahaha..! I just feel sorry for those with the name "Dimitri" :D Watch out, Ladies!! :D
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."

    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This Guy Needs A Hug...
    After an Ass Whipping.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    And you wonder why some women turn to other women...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I don't believe this is real, no voicemail drags on that long. But i do believe that there are narcissistic idiots out there like that, but this is for sure fake.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    yo this man is maaaaaaadddd!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm a great catch!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I thinks he is a gaycloset slut. He is so patethic
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    A friend posted this on my Facebook and I HAD to post it for my other friends to see and hear. What a tool.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's def on the autism spectrum, its so obvious.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy obviously is chemically imbalanced, because that.... was NOT normal. He needs desperate help.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is so hysterical. I was single for a looong time, and thought I had seen some shit...WOW!
    over 2 years ago gaby28ac (Twitter) responded:
    Me_normal
    OMG!!!! Sure he is good in bed buajajajajaja....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    A FB friend of mine posted this. It is halarious!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    A FB friend of mine posted this. It is hilarious!! What a jerk!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    thats a man who clearly wanted to sleep with his mother when he was growing up
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dimitri, can you look up the meaning of FREAK?
    over 2 years ago howtogivehead responded:
    howtogivehead
    holy crap. Thjs guy is insane... "I've been single for only 4 months" hahaha. Idiot. maybe he needs a gf that know how to give head http://www.jacksblowjoblessons.com, that would calm him down
    over 2 years ago howtogivehead responded:
    howtogivehead
    yep, all the women that wan to learn how to give head should check out Jacks Blowjob Lessons
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."

    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG WTF is wrong with this guy WOW!!! I think he should see a psychiatrist!!! handing business card and saying call me means "I don't want you to have my personal number so get the hell away from me!!!!"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, this is hilarious!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is hilarious!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow lmao
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG WTF is wrong with this idiot? Clear example of why YOU DON'T give your # to someone who is worrisome to begin with. Uggghhh... voicemails from a stranger that last longer that un momento???? No bueno! classic signs of a F'n SOCIOPATH!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    interesting...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh Yes Dimitri, there is plenty wrong with you...
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."
    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Must be a car salesman. lol
    over 2 years ago Urban Relations responded:
    Urban Relations
    I swear, any man leave voice messages like this can go eat a d*ck!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh I've had to put the smack down on one or two of these! Can we say idiot?! LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow this guy makes kanye west seem like a better person, what a sad piece of shit...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This does not surprise me. I have just started dating again after two years of happily being single. The pond is full of fish like that. Be careful ladies!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA that sounds like one of the patients that go to my job, he just diagnosed himself and spread his business on vm....HLMDAO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is the definition of a Tool Bag!!! Holy crap...what a catch...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yet another textbook narcissist...sigh...plus maybe has an attachment disorder with his mama.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL passive aggressive ..this is too damn funny
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaha @ 3 oclock deadline
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a total cock! LOL.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I actually feel sorry for the guy. He obviously has some mental challenges and a huge ego to go along with it. WOW!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He's completely normal??? Guess I've been looking for the wrong kind of man.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a douche...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i don't think this guy is worth anyone's pity. he just needs to stay in his room.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."
    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    You have to listen to this crazy guy! Its so funny and it makes me glad I'm single.
    over 2 years ago Kate Dickman liked this post.
    over 2 years ago daisymay6 (Twitter) responded:
    Kgso9plj_normal
    oh my god he's awesome does anyone have his number that would be sweeeeeet!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can u say DWEEB? Stalker? She's not interested jackass. I'm sure she already lost your number! Dick!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Despues por que les decimos pateticos jajajajajj
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ha Ha.... Is this geezer for real?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This poor guy needs a room at Bate's Motel!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is TRUUUUULY SICK in the head, OOMMMGGGG!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is this guy for real!? Are there men out there who really do think they are Gods gift as he surely does! This guy is 100% loser and dead scary she was mad to have given her number to him if he baggerred her initially as she says he did! I'dve called security!!! Very very weird bloke! She had a lucky escape! Excellant play though putting it on the radio Ha!Ha! :o)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    all I can say is WOW!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is craaaazy ...his second message made me want to punch him.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    it's hard to believe this is real...Waow .....Scary but funny..lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow!!He cant`t be normal,what a freak,he needs desperate psychiatric help!!
    It makes me glad I`m singel :-)
    over 2 years ago jennifer neubauer liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dimitri you're a blast...I feel so inferior now...I want to be Dimitri…Dimitri for President (if we have one)…
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I cannot understand why she did not call him back! I would have absolutely enjoyed every minute of taking the p**s out of him, and making out that i was some sort psycho bitch!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Haha that is really funny!!!!! What kind of guy would say at 3 on Thursday if you don't call me back I'm not interested. What a wimp!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a huge loser. Amazing that he is single huh?! Now the whole world knows.
    over 2 years ago rinniesocrazy responded:
    rinniesocrazy
    WTF? What a damn idiot! I've met guys like this too! The world is unfortunately full of them!
    over 2 years ago chodidi responded:
    chodidi
    This is priceless...it's making me realize that, even though I've had my share of jerks, it could be SO MUCH WORSE!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    how on earth is he still single???? lol lol
    over 2 years ago EuRED09 (Twitter) responded:
    Lifebrian_normal
    hmmmmm, IF its real then I am tempted to say that many modern women deserve him, and are even worse...its almost all about money bling or cold possesive calculation..etc, love dont come into to it...but its not "pc" to openly expose fee-males...its BS! and gender bigotry just results in a bogus society where sniping has taken over from humour as y-our "entertainment". (http://eured-zreds09-10.spaces.live.com/default.aspx)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW, this guy is F*@King crazy !!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    yeah. this chick should make sure her doors are locked. and also her double barrel is locked and loaded next to her.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny... what a maroon!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Craziness! He needs a good shrink ASAP. What possessed this girl to give him a correct phone number is beyond me! hahahahahha
    over 2 years ago bee3513 (Twitter) responded:
    Dsc_1901_normal
    Narcissism: noun: From Latin: Narcissus: Date: 1822 1 : love of or sexual desire for one's OWN body HURL from here to Toronto!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This got to be the biggest loser I've never heard before.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a Knob ed!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG...This is really RIDONKULOUS! What an EGOMANIAC!
    over 2 years ago whatthe responded:
    whatthe
    Reminds me of this guy.....

    "Your Business Card is Crap"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

    check out the hairy chest, 80's style watch, hair straight of the 80's.....
    What do YOU do "Guaranteed"???.....*GRIN*

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Did he say his name was DICK?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That guy should of realized after he called the first time she wasn't interested when she didn't return the call. What a looser.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF? Is this guy for real? OMG what a LOSER!!! And big time CREEPY!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO! hahahaha that was some funny stuff...thats just sad
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a catch! Go get him :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a total loser!!!!!! remember his voice girls!! urgh!
    over 2 years ago Camilla liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is a classic. I love it!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a jerk off twat.....a sad muppet
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is so disturbing, even if it is all fake and for a movie, it isn't funny. Guys like that are a threat and one of the resons that there are feminists! Woman are not just for you to get into bed you loser, and the barefoot and pregnant comment in your feminism video, i dont think so. I don't know how any woman who was in her right mind would get in bed with you let alone be attracted to you. You are disgusting, repulsive and ignorant. Just watching your videos reminded me so much of the movie American Psycho. You should be embarrassed and ashamed of yourself!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ars Hole
    over 2 years ago SergeyRusak (Facebook) responded:
    It is fake, just another viral marketing. Proof: http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow. . .yeah sorry douche but sometimes a girl has got to give out digits just to get you to go the hell away duh. *rolls eyes* geez what an ego.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a total JACKASS!!! and he thinks there's NOTHING WRONG with HIM......lmao.......
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i always thought girls exagerated bout how stupid guys are but damn i feel like a genius
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The guy is a brilliant comedian or this is fake.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hey! guys stop whining over the poor dude. He did his best, which turned out to be a farce. Some of us here, would do worse.... He at least approached someone; some guys who leave comments on here can not even at the least talk to a gurl in their class or even look their female neighbors in the eye---lets not rant like losers here, and bear in mind that if this lyrical mumbo-jumbo from "dimi-shit" has never worked for him, he would not continue rehearsing...Hence, it has worked for him and would still work on thousands of girls out there.....even on one-third of the ones yabbing him on here!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is absolutely clueless and i kind of want to track him down just to punch him in the balls
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, how am I still single when this guy can get girls numbers and I can't?!? I even have a British accent. Jeeeez...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ive met someone like that. just not greek. and not quite as bad but close. 20 minute voicemails and "I consider myself a great catch" bring back memories...except I dated him a few times before I couldn't take it. hahahahahahahaahahahaha
    over 2 years ago trishdever (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    I have absolutely been contacted by men like Dimitri on dating sites. I wish they didn't exist but they definitely do!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    suspiciouslump <--- LMAO thats why girls stay single :P
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is it possible???
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    passive aggresive disorder..hmm
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Check this out .... Catch of the Year!!! Hahaha
    over 2 years ago Jaap den Dulk liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That guy has "Future First X-Husband" written allll over. :D
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dimitri- you should look up "Narcsistic Prsonality Disorder" -You are Greek after all, so you should know all about Narcisis, .......Ladies anyone who talks like this is offering a one way ticket to the battered women's shelter! Someone nuter him now before he passes this crap on to his sons an abuses his daughters!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    There's nothing WRONG with him....he even says so himself! LMAO!
    over 2 years ago ErinnYork (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    What a winner!! Where can I meet a guy like this?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG, this guy is too much!!!! to say the least!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This man is CRAZY!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I heard this a year ago, a friend sent it to me. It is priceless! I hope it is real. Makes me even more thankful that I am married. LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAhahahahah!! I have dated a student of this guys, BULLSH*T. I WAS so naive!
    over 2 years ago Jenna Myhill liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahahahahahahhahaha!!!passive aggressive?hahahahahahhahah!let's talk about him!what about stalking?this is really funny!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy needs to go to charm school and possibly be medicated. ha ha. Jackass.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is that guy alright ...or what??? It couldnt be that she just isnt interested in the wild stallion himself...she must have a problem.....what a creep!! Ladies stay AWAY!! The good thing is that he at least deleted her #
    over 2 years ago Katrina Stonoff responded:
    Katrina Stonoff
    "Don't call me!"

    Uh ... OK.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a freak!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    o m ggg
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    omg xi dwejjaq ta bniedem .. x'egoo anduu alajbierkuu ! lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow...He is an egotistical, Narcissitic , Pychopath!! Hope he isnt still roaming "The Streets" maybe he is still busy with his "Movie Script" LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG watch out ladies this catch might not last long. lol WOW what a TOOL!!!!!! lol Someone is majorly full of themselves. lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW.... I think I have a pychological disorder just from listening to that!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF! are there seriously men like this out there!? that man needs so serious help!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hilarious.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I wish i can meet him and slap his face. What a jerk!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WTF!!!!!! Who ever that dude is he needs to get a life and a reality check!! Big time!! I would have slapped him in the face at the bar!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    O.M.G!
    I hope the hell that this guy is not anyone’s boss!!
    Talk about a freak! 3 O’clock dead line??!! WTF!!
    (abused in child hood? Cancer, Chemo, Disorders? WTF!!!!????!!!!)
    Physiologically Normal?!?!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMFG, what a tool. If this guy is for real, people would be lining the block for a chance to kick him in the nuts.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Nothing surprises me anymore from men unfortunately
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is a bloody nut case...as if!
    over 2 years ago MsRico626 (Twitter) responded:
    Imghomephotohalf_normal
    So my auntie was very honest yesterday and asked why I don't have a BF or children or something of the family way going on... THIS IS WHY! Thanks for the laugh!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Get over yourself, Dimintri. Poor Olga. He's probably scarred her for life.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oops...meant "Dimintri", but I think I had "demented" on my mind?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://www.muffslap.com/evolution-patrick-swayzes-hair/
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dimitri, If you are out there I think that you should call in to Z 103 and give your side of the story...we would all like to know what the "F" you were thinking!
    over 2 years ago Dudu Pontes liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Big pimp!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That's what you call a BIG PIMP!!!!! lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i honestly do not see what is so terrible about this...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, this is epic. And I love the fact she gave it to a radio station...freakin' awesome. You go girl.

    "So yeah...if you're not psychologically normal, I'm not into it...don't call me back. But you have until 3 pm Thursday."

    People really talk like this ? He watches way too much TV up there in Canada.

    Do you think he knows he's being pandered all over FB ? Poor guy. That's the kind of ego that will get you pasted on the internet for all the future of humanity to laugh at.

    Might as well kill himself and get it over with...

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I just had to blog about this on my dating blog! This is hilarious!
    http://TorontoSpeedDate.com
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Greek eh ???????? How long has he been in canada ???????
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hohohohoh;)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hey! I think I met this ass in a bar once!! Wow, what some men won't do??
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh my god how discusting is this guy,,,, i hope he found out that his voice is being published... so nasty pervert... i actuolly talked to one like that the other night ... its like go get some ass u pathetic losses.. mr. think hes sooooo confident in nothinnnng
    over 2 years ago sandersquick (Twitter) responded:
    Thelma-head_normal
    This dude needs to sterilize himself.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a complete douchebag! I think he really needs to work on his brain to mouth function. This guy is clearly one fry short of a happy meal!
    over 2 years ago Mariel Martínez liked this post.
    over 2 years ago kairets (Twitter) responded:
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    this dude needs to go to church and pray for himself..dyaaam
    all the single ladies lets not ask such fools to put a ring on it!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If the infamous (in a bad way) Dimitre really is just a prank, then it's a terribly irresponsible one, and not at all funny. Conversely, if he's for real, then it's hysterical! Seriously, guys, do not approach a woman whom you have no reason to believe might be into you expecting to butter her up (and insult her intelligence) with some lame-ass compliment like calling her "elegant"... or "cute"... or telling her she's totally right about that "Dimitre" fellow... seriously, after my first post, I get, like, three friend requests a day on facebook. If I don't know you, please stop friending me. And sending me messages, unless you want them to show up on a blog like this.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Please listen! so so funny. Why didnt this guy come along before Dave? such a shame :)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    lol what a goon fucking hell that cracked me up but how far up his own arse was he?

    if you have anxiety problems don't call me!!!

    i really didn't think people like that existed!!!

    ps "I'm quite a CATCH!"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Man this guy was annoying. It's crazy to think that he's out there. Good luck to the next victim. I wish I could puke in his Cheerios!
    over 2 years ago Mariposa_QT (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    OMG!!! Can you say seriel killer!!! LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a numpty.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yea, this guy has mental problems. This voicemail is evidence of that.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This falls under the category of "I'm so glad to be happily married!"
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Twat!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Unbelievable! Thanks, Shawn! Love it!
    Hmm, I don't know any Greek guys this direct!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is not real. this must be a prank. you've all been punked, probably by asthon kuchtner(spelled right?).suckers.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    DIPSHIT!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    DIPSHIT!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oooooooooooomg he's on another level...WOW! dude is off the wall; looser
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I've been approached by this guy more than once. He is a complete dickwad!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Seriously?!?! gotta pity such an oblivious douche! My God....dude's "GRANTING" her a grace period?!?! WTF?.....Hell NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hope "Dimitri" and his confident self eats up the attention he's getting on here, though his heads probably soo far up his ass he can't see anything else.... Hopefully dude will revisit his pick up skills, an artist he's not...... infamous~absolutely, motherfu#k! ....at least NOW anyhow : P
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i can't stop laughing! this is a must hear for all my girlz on fb...enjoy!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yes here is how it is going to work.. POOF be gone!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what an idiott..
    but i laughed the whole timee! ahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ahahahaha this made me weak
    someone thinks very highly of themself . :p
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a friggin' douche!!! Get off your high horse bucko!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    man this is so funny and i have a 19 inch cock he is so full of shit so ladies be awhare of the 19 incher lmao and so full of him self
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."
    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh shit, is that Dimitri posting above me? Hahaha HEY DUDEEE.

    I can't believe he gave her a DEADLINE. What a freak.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This dude is a f-ing chode and needs to get a life. quit begging, if you are that good, you shouldn't have too.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I just asked my teenaged son watch this so he could hear how a man does NOT treat a woman......
    and even HE said this guy is a douche-bag! LMAO!
    People, please keep this creep in Eastern Canada! If he gets anwhere near here, the real men will 'clean his clock', as dear ol' Grandma used to say! LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Sickoooooooooooo ..... who does he think he z!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my God?! There is no hope for us single ladies!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    how do you spell D-O-U-C-H-E?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I am humbly saying this, Oh my Gawd what an idiot! Here is the mother of reasons why a lot of us men have to die of shame sometimes. Please ladies, do not think that all of as are like this. Christ!!! I will have to talk to my wife about having our daughter learn how to spot this kind of freaky horror idiots.

    I'ma complete catch??? LMAO!!!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!! I know this guy!! It's all about him!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW... Hmmmmm... 08 sepy "i dont no whether to laugh, cry or lock my door" hahaha this guy seriously needs to take a long hard look in the mirror!! FREAK!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What the hell?! If some guy EVER talked to me like that I would call him back...to tell him just what a freak he is! I mean wow...I know some pretty big douchebags but they even aren't that full of themselves. This guy's a real winner!
    over 2 years ago Marie5000 (Twitter) responded:
    Bitter_sweet_normal
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww so this is where have gone wrong? i should try this guy method sometime;-) hehehehehehe hahahahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    See his homepage. Hilarious. If you are an average looking man and not penetrating at least 10 new female orifices a month, then you are not living up to your full sexual potential.

    I'd say the girl was very wise in not returning his calls. That's scary.

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    HERE IS A DIRECT QUOTE FROM A WEB SITE THAT HAS INSIDE INFORMATION THAT THE VOICEMAILS ARE JUST VIRAL MARKETING FOR A HOLLYWOOD DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DIMITRI THE LOVER BY SOME OF THE PRODUCERS FOR BORAT AND BRUNO:
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    "Many people have contacted us demanding to know how we can be so sure that the voicemails are viral marketing hoaxes for a Dimitri The Lover movie. Please note that we did not rely solely on heresay posted on the internet. We did our research and obtained reliable information from sources involved in the Hollywood movie project. We are the first web site to break this story because we took the time to do our research, so as such it will not be believed until the mainstream media picks it up."
    IN OTHER WORDS, THEY HAVE BEEN IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE HOLLYWOOD PRODUCTION COMPANY AND HAVE CONFIRMED. YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO BE TOTALLY NAIVE TO BELEIVE THAT VOICEMAILS THAT DRAG ON THAT LONG ARE REAL. DIMITRI IS TOTALLY MANIPULATING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    As I mentioned before, Word is just hitting the street that these “douchey voicemails” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” by some of the Borat/Bruno people. You can tell the voicemails are viral marketing for a film because they drag on forever, he mentions the movie, he sounds like he's reading off a script, and you can hear him trying not to laugh at a couple of parts when he gets totally ridiculous. However, I knew all along and have been trying to tell people.
    over 2 years ago RJ liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I bet the airlines are packed with ladies heading to Toronto to look for this amazing catch! NOT!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    lmao
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I don't care if it's real or not, it's HILARIOUS!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is a must listen ladies!! beware of Dimitri the 'smooth talker'!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That guy will be "at large" forever, Hopeless looser.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO…..this has to be one of the funniest things that I have ever heard. Dude is D E L U S I O N A L!
    He said, “there is nothing wrong with me”! HA! Yes there is…his ass is desperate, delusional, crazy, borderline psychotic amongst other things. Bad combination! I would have played this on the radio too. Idiot.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa! wow. if you have to say that you are a catch... you are NOT a catch- you are in actuality a total freak of nature
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG what a spaz. If thats whats out there, I'm joining a convent. I guess I'll stick to self love instead of giving out my number. Cree-py. what a total turd.
    over 2 years ago Casper Oppenhuis de Jong liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Beware of Dimitri!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …

    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    Check out his Wikipedia page (including the section “Church of Dimitri of Latter Day Sluts”):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears

    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy says nothing is wrong with him??? Dude! Everything is wrong with him, he is the one with the psychological problems and needs some anxiety pills!! This guy needs to be tagged and never touched again,
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an idiot...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW IS HE FOR REAL i don't blam her for not calling back, but all of the rest of the girls and ladies out there should not worry about it there are good ones out there but not like this jerk.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It is soooo obvious a publicity stunt ! So corny.. bloody made me laugh tho ! Amazing how something scandalous like this can spread to 2081556 people in the space of 1 month ! Internet marketing is amazing !
    over 2 years ago Lynn Knuth responded:
    Lynn Knuth
    SINGLE WOMEN....THIS GUY IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IN THE TOOLBOX. LISTEN TO THE END.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Perfect example of what NOT to do when it comes to pickup. In a sense, Dimitri has truly liberated us all from the bondage of worrying about our inner selves...If only all overtly sexual pederasts could be so brazen and bold. Still though it is hard to admit that MANY women would find this approach to be specially catered to their desperation. Douchebags are just THAT prolific. The dude is definitely CANADIAN so he's automatically 50% ridiculously hilarious and 50% utter moron.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS IS THE MOST FUNNIEST SH!T EVER! I'M ACTUAL EMBARRASSED FOR THIS GUY, IT'S LIKE WATCHING AMERICAN IDOL, IN THIS CASE IS HEARING HIM SING!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, ummm WOW! What a douche. Women do this all the time. I've done it myself get off me here have my number. Overly aggressive beggers get our numbers b/c we can't give them the high hard one get lost b/c we're meant to be pursued and are made to be nice. Sometimes that comes off as being a doormat or passive, but it's not timid. It's just that we don't want to make a SCENE. Next time make a scene and tell him to bugger off! I'm done taking shit from men like this!
    over 2 years ago dzbrog (Twitter) responded:
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    This is hilarious - I nearly wetted myself!
    Did this dude read "The Game"? What a huge L.... :))
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hahahaha det vildeste!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    Check out his Wikipedia page (including the section “Church of Dimitri of Latter Day Sluts”):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears

    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is a class act... I wish I had his style when I was single
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an idiot. total Looney Tune!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I wouldn't call him either, he loves himself too much.......What an IDIOT!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    please help! I can not see anything else than his EGO now! (oh my....)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow!! LMAO
    over 2 years ago 425Lizzy (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    This is movie publicity.

    Do some research. This guy *as you hear him* is not a real person but a character.

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    THIS guy is *still* harassing women in Toronto? I guess Queen St. West he got tired of getting laughed at on Queen West.
    There's no mystery to his method...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh wow!! that's so horrible that he has survived life this far by acting like that.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    too funny!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    That's why he's still single.
    Jajajaja.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If she had called him back, it would have been the funniest thing in the world to listen to.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahaa... hilarious.... ppl like these ruin even our reputation!! what a looser!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Who is he trying to convence OMG!!!! He sounds like someone off of the show criminal minds
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    believe it or not.. im a catch... LOL !!! yeah.. of course you are..
    over 2 years ago alyssamilner (Twitter) responded:
    Brandy1_normal
    that is crazy, some people are unreal
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!! Words fail me on this guy!!! Can anyone imagine falling for this guy.. scary! The Criminal Minds reference seems very suitable!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    crazy!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW! Be afraid, very afraid.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    NO WAY... like serious he's out there??...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OoooH MmmmY GOSH!!!!!! is he f'n for real? Egotistical, self-centered, arrogant ass. I would have a 3o'clock DEADLINE for him, that's for sure!!! EWWWWWW!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This man is almost as limpathetic as Alan Grayson.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what an operator! LOL
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    Check out his Wikipedia page (including the section “Church of Dimitri of Latter Day Sluts”):

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_N._Sears

    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy totally deserved having his messages played on the air. What a shmoe!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy actually exists !! Scary ...but provides LOTS of Laughs
    over 2 years ago ryskybiznez responded:
    ryskybiznez
    This is too hilarious...I wish Olga would have returned his call and let him leave more messages....I would have loved to hear his next few messages.... cause he don't games like that ..AHHAHAHA
    over 2 years ago emstover (Twitter) responded:
    Opt1_normal
    This guy left two message on my sister's cell phone too! And it was even crazier! (And semi-threatening)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is lame
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Holy shit. :o Honestly, this is just... X___X What a narcissistic douchebag. Pray no female ever encounters him AGAIN. Dimitri, whoever you are, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!! Nothing's wrong with those girls, SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH YOU. :| You don't get it, that's your problem.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    sounds like a real creeper..the 2nd message.."im the guy from the street" haah lol dude needs some help..maybe Dr Phil, or some 1..PLease get this guy in contact with Chris Hanson..ahah he belongs on "To Catch a Preadtor." Dude is givin her a deadline time to call him wtf is his deal..wow he doenst kno her at all sayin all those issues n ish she might have.. even if she doenst have issues..hes got the real 1s ha..dude needs to stay away from women..heres 1 word for him..or several.>GET A LIFE DUDE SHE OBVUSLY GAVE U HER CARD TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER DUHHH! IF U DIDNT C THAT THEN U MUS B BLIND 2 THW WORLD AHAHAH...HAVE A NYCE LIFE...ahha lol
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    HE WASTED HIS TIME..I GIVE HER PROPS..GIVE AWAY THE CARD AND NOT CALL EM BAK..GOOD IDEA..LOOKS LIKE HE WONT BE ON THE "STR33TS" AGAIN HAHA!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahaha....and i thought i was the only one out there staying single because of men hahahaha :) ok, i ve heard and read worse. i remember once i met someone who NOT ONLY was like 30 years older than me but we met in a strictly business appointment. Not long after that he started messaging me to go out with him.
    After 6-7 messages i had to reply and told him in a kind way that i am not interested.
    He replied...."It's your loss, women never say no to me" hahahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    So how many heads to think this guys has in his fridge???? Play park, I'm think about 6! lol
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/

    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ummmmm and he was saying, if she has problems...lol. Wow ya after hearing something like that, I would be very scared to call him back..lol. hahahahah!!! Thats to funny, and very ummmm what can I say, weird..lol.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is way too funny, be careful ladies
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    We'll lift that guy up in serious prayer...Wow~!~ Has control and co dependency issues... Pray for him and people like him... Very, very sad!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    If this works, if the link transfers, you have to listen to this, TOO FUNNY!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    absolutely hilarious!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He totally reminds me of Christian Bale's character 'Patrick Bateman' in American Psycho. A fucking narcissistic bastard. Sick... He prolly posesses an 'If I can't have her, nobody can' mentality... scaaaary!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Dimitri seems to have some issues, particularly with friends of elegant women who are on medication and/or work in an office that won't let you out before 4 o'clock. Sheesh!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    jajaja
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    oh. my. gawd. Well, at least I know I'm safe - what with the working after five and the psychiatric meds ;-)
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago marc horowitz liked this post.
    over 2 years ago dimitri_vancity (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    this guys an Idiot... but i like his name....He's Giving Dimitris a Bad Name!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He said he didn't like timid women. I think he is looking for a spanking. Do we have a Dominatrix in the house? If so; Ms. D, can you please take care of the dorkus magnus? Thank you.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:

    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    over 2 years ago Sean Chon responded:
    Sean Chon
    Dimitri should record a message for the "You Got Rejected" hotline.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    All women must listen to this. It's freaking epic.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this IS totally why girls are single!!! OMG!!!
    over 2 years ago Jay Gidwitz liked this post.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "maybe your mother has cancer and your taking her to chemo" WTF he is either crazy or extremely funny
    over 2 years ago siskisses (Twitter) responded:
    Image_normal
    I think this totally sounds like Mystery, famous from the "pickup artist". See attached link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Q0cbdK9I8&feature=related

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is the biggest loser... The sad thing is that there is some women out there that will fall for his charming ways... God Bless you, whoever you are!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I don't care what anyone says. He gets kinda gangsta in a few parts. "I don't play games" "Ur crazy if u don't call me"(paraphrased)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:LegalFiction/James_Sears

    Ya... this asshole was stripped of his medical license because he sexually assaulted his patients. This is no longer funny, this guy is actually fucked up.

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html

    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:
    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow, this guy is an absolute douchebag..."This is the way I work...I'm great in bed, blah blah blah" ...guess he doesn't need condoms...his personality is birth control enough.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG he is a total Freak! Why should any woman give this guy a chance? he is scary, demanding and angry and they haven't even dated yet. Has he been living in a different world????
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Anyone ever read Rebecca Gilman's "Boy Gets Girl?" (or seen the play)? Dmitri is Tony.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "Some day my prince will come!" And there he is! Look out, Demitri, I have your # now ;) bahahahahahaha!! Can you imagine what this dude would be like in bed: "Are you rejecting me because my penis frightens you? Is it too large? Is it too small? Does it emit a certain odor that you find displeasing?" I agree with the comment that he's like the American Psycho. What a catch. Good show, Assfuck!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    typical man, sounds like at least one I knew TC
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Really?
    over 2 years ago tinii (Twitter) responded:
    Image_normal
    this guy is an idiot. ew
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a douche bag!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh my gosh, this made my night....
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Total turd burglar
    over 2 years ago trista7488 responded:
    trista7488
    OMG. scary... SO GLAD I AM MARRIED.. this is what is out there.. IF HE IS SUCH A CATCH AND SAYS HE IS....."WHY IS HE SINGLE?" FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!
    over 2 years ago citizenwhy responded:
    citizenwhy
    This guy makes all the decisions - including the decision that she MUST see him - yet he wants an "independent woman," but one who meets all HIS criteria, no thought for her criteria. And God help her if she falls short of HIS dictates on what is elegant. A formula for abuse.
    over 2 years ago Jintanut (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_5_normal
    Psychopath- narcissitic, twisted psychopath, Dimitri is a wank!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh what a keeper!! Does someone really rate themselves that much?
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    sooo glad I am married....WHAT A WACKO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I really like his style. Right now, I'm replaying the msg's and taking copious notes...this dude is a pimp!!!
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html
    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:

    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:

    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    over 2 years ago amusesherself responded:
    amusesherself
    He sounds EXACTLY like Mystery (Erik von Markovik), the guy who stars in "The Pickup Artist" on VH1 (I wouldn't be surprised if it is him, but it's likely just a wannabe)!!! That is hyserical!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOSER
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    SURVEILLANCE!!! THEY NEED TO BE WATCHING THIS GUY...HES SICK AND PSYCHO
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Look, I'm Greek, and no REAL Greek man is like that!!! This guy is a pompus asshole if you ask me! Way to make us look bad!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Funnist thing ever!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He is out there!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW!!!!! I cant think of words to describe this guy!!!!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I've experienced this in St. Louis to this degree. Pretty scary stuff. Not even funny.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm actually thinking more of a misogynistic psychopath and then, psychopaths are narcissistic as you may no.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMzBLoKSGJI
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCeIAqeWq3Q
    over 2 years ago Mike liked this post.
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html
    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html

    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:

    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Absolutely amasing!:D
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I bet this guy is going to get so unfathomably infamous on the internet he'll be invited onto the tonight show. He'll become a humor phenomenon like William Hung from American Idol. I think he deserves a call back from the girl just based on humor points alone.
    over 2 years ago Zabeth209 (Facebook) responded:
    I'm sure she has better things to do with her time...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Somebody needs to go to www.truthfairies.com to send this tool packing!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    There's nothing wrong with this guy...
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG...He is so not a catch! That has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG...Sooooooo Funny!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Seems awfully douchy, this guy.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I don't know...could have been fun so see what kind of train wreck that guy would have been- probably enough material for a great book! LOL
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This story is more than a year old, and the details listed in this post are inaccurate (ie. this took place in San Francisco, not New York).

    Here's where I first read about it, with the correct information: http://jezebel.com/5020082/your-friends-were-very-jealous-even-if-they-say-they-werent-they-were-envious-i-approached-you

    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html
    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html
    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:

    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:

    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    It's called Narcissism, ladies. Very close to sociopath, and occasionally they cross over. Run fast, and run far. (but kick him in the nuts before you do)
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Discusting and Frightening. What a socially inept character who is just steps from an insane asylum. Counseling and psychology will not help this person, only medication. LOTS AND LOTS OF MEDICATION.
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LOL ... What a loser!!! I am sure he's a real catch, probably leaves with his parents in the basement!!!!!
    over 2 years ago themadprussian responded:
    themadprussian
    What a dewy dipshit!.... seriously??? He thinks he's a great catch??? I could wear a darth vader suit and get more chicks than he can just being himself... pompous bastard
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Ok, so if the return call deadline is not met, there will be no additional psycho analytical discussions regarding possible childhood trauma etc.?
    Let me think, well… “Movie star”…..Maybe ….would have to listen to this for long periods of time…..If I was her, I think I would rather go get a colonoscopy!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Can you say psycho?
    over 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html
    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html
    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:
    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:

    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    over 2 years ago Melissa Ta responded:
    Melissa Ta
    haha wow. that's all i can say..
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    i am stomped for words...hahaha this guys reminds me of many men i know lol. SAD!
    over 2 years ago Stephen L. Harlow responded:
    Stephen L. Harlow
    So sad, so deluded, so dangerously deranged. "a catch" ... yeah, man!
    over 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hoax or not, what makes this funny (& scary!) is that there are plenty of actual people like this out there.
    about 2 years ago Iromrs (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_4_normal
    LOL, thought u guys were joking, but this shit really happened? XD
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a legend!!!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a stupid man!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What an idiot!
    about 2 years ago temporaryname11 (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    Wow. If I were that girl, I wouldn't dignify that stupidity with a response! I don't know how anxiety disorder and depression popped into his head, but whatever. I hope he dies alone.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ooh! Does he have a brother?
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    "There is nothing wrong with me!" (ummm except for the fact that I am completely delusional about my own self-worth)
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is why I'm single!
    http://www.thisiswhyimsingle.net
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He is such a Catch........lol
    about 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    These voicemails are viral marketing for a Hollywood documentary about the notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover by producer Brad Goodman, who worked on Borat, Bruno, and Religulous. For details on the movie, check the last dozen or so tweets at http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover. Also, see his Banned Animations at http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html
    about 2 years ago Hammarstrand liked this post.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a freak
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    of course there's nothing wrong with him ... apart for the pompous arse bit!! lol
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    its guys like that who don't know how to read between the lines when a woman isn't interested and it also gives a bad rep on other men who don't act like that
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh god..... these people really do exist, nearer than you think!!!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    even if he was what he said, he has no swag at all
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    He should seriously consider trying out for Keys to the VIP.
    I would love to see what they think.
    about 2 years ago JimmyCMYK (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    How could she turn this guy down!

    He sounds like a really nice guy!
    Believe it or not, he's a great catch..
    One of the few men in the city that has nothing wrong with him.

    Women approach him six, seven times a day!

    about 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    These voicemails are viral marketing for a Hollywood documentary about the notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover by producer Brad Goodman, who worked on Borat, Bruno, and Religulous. For details on the movie, check the last dozen or so tweets at http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover. Also, see his Banned Animations at http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    No wonder he is SINGLE~ Mr. HOT He's NOT !!!!!!!!!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    FANTASTIC!!!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ROFL !!!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    What a narcissistic asshole - that was down right creepy!!!
    about 2 years ago SvenVollstag (Twitter) responded:
    Missing-user-35
    ...a guy from fedex gave me his business card the other day...
    ...i guess he is totally into me...
    ...
    ...and my package...
    about 2 years ago daddyio55 (Twitter) responded:
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    he is giving men all over the world a bad name
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    he's smooth!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Im telling you, this guy will be rich one day. He will be asked to be in a movie and play this role live......ahahhahahhaaaaa not.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Any scoffing this egotistical, self-deluded, butth0le receives is well earned. Please don't waste your time watching his interviews... it's an insult to your intelligence... it's like listening to a guy who looks like a total chode talk about what a chode he is. The weird part is he's serious and actually believes what he says! The show might have made sense if everyone on the planet was as much of a tard as he is... but he's gonna be disappointed on that one. Oh, and as for him being famous our funny... it would be almost funny if he just stuck the first call... the second makes him sound like a depraved stalker. I'm with the guy who apologized earlier.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Omg I didn't know there were other people like this.. I've only known one over my lifetime..
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this is how it's gonna work. get on your knees, and open your mouth!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wowzer - that's an impressive ego!!!
    about 2 years ago kerelisse (Twitter) responded:
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    " If you got issues I'm not interested" !!!!! What the heck?!?!?! He's the one with the horrible ISSUES!! What's going on?!?!?! hahahaha
    about 2 years ago kerelisse (Twitter) responded:
    Kerentwitter_normal
    Wonder why the last relationship didn't work....???
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WOW! This guy sounds like a catch!
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    about 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    This information is going to totally blow everyone’s mind. Word is just hitting the street that the “douchey voicemails” from “Dimitri The Stud” to “Olga” are just a VIRAL MARKETING hoax for a Hollywood documentary about “Dimitri The Lover” being produced by some of the Borat/Bruno producers. Read this link (including all the comments below the article) …
    http://www.progressiveadvertiser.com/dimitri-the-stud-year-long-viral-sensation-is-a-hoax/
    He runs "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization. In the same way John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, “The Prophet” has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden. Check out the following meeting announcement in which he teaches us how society is chemically and psychologically castrating men:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_august_2009.html
    Here is a copy of your latest meeting announcement, where he will teach men how to LEGALLY RAPE women with their minds:
    http://www.dimitrithelover.com/toronto_real_men_october_2009.html
    Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer:
    http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse
    Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy:

    http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html

    Here is The Prophet's main web site:

    http://dimitrithelover.com

    Finally, here are some clips from YouTube:

    Intro I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmfVIC4g3s

    Intro II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ0p1ekwQes

    Metrosexuals I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi5cctfqXrU

    Metrosexuals II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJXIUM0lZw

    Feminism: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2V8mtQPF5Q

    His Dream Woman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkIE_UjIDg

    WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

    DIMITRI THE LOVER NOW HAS A TWITTER:

    LAST ENTRY IS FUCKING PRICELESS !!!

    http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover

    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This page has been viewed nearly 2-and-a-half million times! At 5 minutes per view, we have collectively spent nearly 24 YEARS listening to this guy and posting comments about him. Ya gotta wonder if there weren't more important things to do ...
    about 2 years ago novadawn (Twitter) responded:
    Thedealer_normal
    for real? too crazy! checking snopes
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a douuuuuche!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Is he for real!!! Full of him self! Sad realy he must be very lonely!!
    about 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    These voicemails are viral marketing for a Hollywood documentary about the notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover by producer Brad Goodman, who worked on Borat, Bruno, and Religulous. For details on the movie, check the last dozen or so tweets at http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover. Also, see his Banned Animations at http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Je ne comprends pas la problème: en France, tous les hommes sont comme ça!

    I do not understand the problem!!! In France, all men are like that!

    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow . . . what a tool.
    about 2 years ago Diego Ricardo G. M. liked this post.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    5 minutes of "omg". Funny and scary at the same time.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    is there a female version of this insanity? But likely both animals were spawned in the waters pissed out in torrents by Nazi Pope followers, Muslim eager girl cicumcizers and Mohel baby boy perpetrators, some how HINDU funeral pyres of burned dead guys and widows who join the fire also leave behind Dimitri's ilk
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    I guess being a tool full-time has made him too busy to realize that's WHY he's single!
    about 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
    I am out of the office from 20 November to 30 November and will not have access to my mailbox. Please forward work-related enquiries to mike@cerebra.co.za, or call the office at 011 883 8200.
    about 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
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    about 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    PROOF THAT THE VOICEMAILS MESSAGE TO OLGA ARE VIRAL MARKETING HOAXES FOR A BORAT-STYLE MOVIE:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iwVgnPEpgw

    about 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
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    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow, what a missed opportunity!
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    about 2 years ago Jordan Hill responded:
    Jordan Hill
    This guy sounds pretty sexy to me!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    hihi
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    The best pickup line of them all ..... Sånn skal det gjøres..... A melhor tecnica de engate que conhesso ..... :))) -.-
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Herregud... Killar alltså! När ska de fatta att en tyst tjej är en icke-intresserad tjej. Oavsett hur många mail, sms och samtal som killen kostar på sig...
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! This is soooo bad - what was this guy thinking!
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Moahaha! Kjæmpe artig...større narsisistisk psyko ska du leit leeenge etter! :D
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    wow. just wow.
    about 2 years ago Kevin Meyers liked this post.
    about 2 years ago moyossie (Twitter) responded:
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    Saddo.
    I didn't even finish it. I got pissed half way through.
    Who told him he's the best in bed or he's a catch though? 'Cause, I mean, what woman in her right mind is gonna stck around?
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Yes there are men out there like that. My dad is one of them. Even though he's been married to mum for 23 years. He says stuff like this to my mom all the time (women approach me, I'm a real catch but I stick with you, etc). LOL this message was like...wowwwwww...yeah...all those kinds of men need to be in rooms. Alone. With padded walls.
    about 2 years ago charles000 responded:
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    In a message dated 1/10/2010 11:56:51 A.M. Pacific Standard Time, comment-IbcqGeItbd@posterous.com writes:
    --- Reply above this line to comment on this post ---

    New comments were added to the post "The reason some girls stay single - very funny!" on melodymaker's posterous

    Yes there are men out there like that. My dad is one of them. Even though he's been married to mum for 23 years. He says stuff like this to my mom all the time (women approach me, I'm a real catch but I stick with you, etc). LOL this message was like...wowwwwww...yeah...all those kinds of men need to be in rooms. Alone. With padded walls.
     
     
    and lots of Vaseline . . .
     
     
    about 2 years ago davidmagani01 responded:
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    abuser and future wife beater.. but taking it lightly its actually funny. but it could be dangerous.
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what a douchebag! a deadline for real??
    about 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    this guy is the real catch if he wanna go with the lady let him be
    almost 2 years ago Jed liked this post.
    almost 2 years ago Денис responded:
    Денис
    Wow !
    Ha ha ha!!!
    almost 2 years ago James Street responded:
    James Street
    To me, Dimitri sounds like an ordinary American seller of the self shifted into hyper drive.

    His only problem is that he's so good at his trade that he's become offensive. Like Batman, his exaggerated acceptance of the American Way turns him into a model of unconscious self-parody.

    It doesn't matter how discreetly and modestly you sell yourself, it's still prostitution. In Dimitri's case we're just haggling about street corner etiquette, not what it's called.

    It's cute that both protagonists, in this very short one act play are Russians: Only a former Communist could accept the American Party Line without apparent guile.

    You go Dimtri

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    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Classic example of why, if your a psycho or sex addict (Tiger), its best not to leave voicemail messages.
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is quite simply the funniest thing i've heard in ages.
    almost 2 years ago Marc responded:
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    almost 2 years ago Jed responded:
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    Douchiest of the Douche
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    LMAO !!!!!! BAHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
    almost 2 years ago suspiciouslump responded:
    suspiciouslump
    Undisputed proof the douchey voicemails were a viral marketing hoax for a Hollywood film by producer Brad Goodman (Bruno, Borat, Religulous): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neW-_HJ4Vjc
    almost 2 years ago whatthe responded:
    whatthe
    @suspiciouslump

    Actually, you need to check your facts better....if this is "viral", they are doing a horrible job with this..the link was first posted on August 17, 2009

    If you check IMDB for anything in Production regarding "Dimitri", there's nothing even in "PRE=-PRODUCTION" listed.....

    Can you tell me where in the trade this is listed as in Production???????

    (BTW---I'm not doubting the fact the voice mail is fake or a prank---however, I do not think this is viral for a movie..as there is nothing listed on IMDB for Dimitri).

    This includes work Brad Goldman is doing

    Brad Goodman
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0329021/

    and/or if you search for anything "Dimitri" related

    Nothing current for "character" Searches (or Movie Searches).
    http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Dimitri

    almost 2 years ago Suzane_Fadrik (Twitter) responded:
    Wind_normal
    One might be tempted to put it http://www.travelfront.com down to over-compensation for feelings of inadequacy, but that's being too generous.
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    OMG!!!! Is this guy for real...
    almost 2 years ago Zoe Lynam responded:
    Zoe Lynam
    Even if this is a fake viral, I've met at least two guys like this. One American in Istanbul and another American in London. These men exist, beware LMFAO.
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    God what a dushe
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    RUN FORE YOUR LIFE!!
    almost 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
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    If you have any urgent queries please call the office on:
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    almost 2 years ago Melody Maker responded:
    Melody Maker
    I am out of the office from the 9th of March till the 23rd of March 2010 and will have limited access to my mailbox, as well as be subject to a different time zone as I am travelling to the States.

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    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    ahaha! what a douchebag!
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy is my hero. He knows women!
    almost 2 years ago Suzane_Fadrik (Facebook) responded:
    One might be tempted to put it down to over-compensation for feelings of inadequacy, but that's being too generous.
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    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
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    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
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    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_3_normal
    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_3_normal
    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_3_normal
    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_3_normal
    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago MscleDysmorphia (Twitter) responded:
    Default_profile_3_normal
    Has anyone else noticed that "suspiciouslump", the person who has left 50 fucking comments on here defending "Dimitri the Lover", is actually Dimitri himself? You're fucking pathetic! Everyone knows it's you and that's why NOBODY HAS RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENTS.
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Che cafonaccio! I HATE guys such as this one; not just because I don't like how he seems to treat women, but also because, at nearly 58 years of age as I am, guys such as he is have taken in quite a few gullible and credulous women while someone such as myself has no one because of guys such as he is! Are there any women out there who appreciate guys who are gentlemen anymore?
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    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    Whahahhahaha .... He sounds like a retarded version of Alan Harper from "Two And A Half Man" Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT1EI5vMCFs ...
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    brilliant!! Don't we all want a guy like him........NOT!!!!
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    what drugs is he on? He's a sandwich short of the picnic basket, a six pack short of a case, and lost half his brain being infactuatated by himself. LOSER
    almost 2 years ago (Facebook) responded:
    WHAT THE FUUUUCK...?
    over 1 year ago Hans Haupt responded:
    Hans Haupt
    Oh my word! What a tool! This is insane. Ha ha ha ha ha!
    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    HOPE TO MEET U SOME DAY SO I CAN LOL TO YOUR FACE.
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    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAHAHAHAHA!
    over 1 year ago ystelle_amari (Twitter) responded:
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    Ahh, Dimitri...You bring back memories..You're not the only Greek Stud out there. I have dated one of them, when I was a young, starry-eyed lass, lol. In fact I had hard time to believe it's not MY greek stud, for a minute or two..but alas, it's another one, which shows that yeah, there are quite a few of this kind out there.
    As much as I had massive ROFL listening this 10 times or more, the sad reality is that many Dimitris are out there, and once you allow them into your mind, they'll wreak havoc on your life, like it or not. It's called Pscychopthic Narcissism.
    Funny? Yeah...Scary? Hell, yeah...the closer you get to such a person's mind, the scarier it becomes.
    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    now there's smooth talker for you.
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    over 1 year ago World_Cruises (Twitter) responded:
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    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    Oh.. So that's how I am supposed to pick up women.. I knew I was doing something wrong.
    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOSER!!!
    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is HI-Larious...you all have to listen to this...
    over 1 year ago subzero _ responded:
    subzero _
    I'm interesting in how "cute" this chick was. Show yourself!
    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    This guy sounds like a murderer.
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    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    Listen Girl, GET A LIFE !
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    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    now there's smooth talker for you.
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    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is so
    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    I'm just wondering why the lady hasn't returned the gentle's call back, these type of phenamenal guys are as rare as dianasors!!!
    over 1 year ago soeredj1985 responded:
    soeredj1985
    Whuhahahahaha, this guy should make a movie. OMG the deadline rule was sooo funny hahaha. Ah well i'm not the best with girls but this made my day. I wonder if there are guy's who are worse then he is. Didn't even know people like this existed.
    over 1 year ago eRin maher liked this post.
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    WAT A SMOOTH OPERATOR, LMFAO, GEES, WHERE IS THIS DUDE FROM??? I RECKONG HE REALLY NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR, ACTUALLY A FEW DIFFERENT DOCTORS, SOMETHING AND EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH HIM.
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    over 1 year ago (Facebook) responded:
    This is such a great love story are they married yet?:)
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    about 1 year ago Erin Terrelle Gray (Facebook) responded:
    Wow! He is still single? He has no issues, great in bed, and makes alot of money? All single women must be nuts!
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